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Actually I prefer when you take it lying down.

You know, I think I'll go have myself a warm gueniss just for traditions sake. Fraceman you better hope to God that I never find any 'lite' beer in your camp. That'd be kin to a preacher getting caught with kiddie porn.

You go DG!!

Dear Woody, I'm definately not arrogant, I guess you just didn't realize that my opinion really is the only opinon that counts. I wouldn't say that I'm a good rider, just better than that Lampkin guy over in Europe. I wouldn't say that my brand of bike is better than any others, just better than yours. I most certainly didn't suggest that your foot was in your mouth, rather something else. Hey come on now, I'm only playing. Don't be upset because I make some other people laugh at your expense Jay, It has been suggested that I wear full moto gear when I ride some of this stuff. Boofont, I was video taped ridding that wall a couple of years ago but unfortunately not the failed attempt. Marky, Your right, I'm full of BS. I actually ride the novice class sitting down and hope I can make it through the section without falling over

Allright now, I've been gone for quite some time, mainly because it got so boring. I was hoping that the room had lightened up with certain wood chewing varmits off in their own world and Michael Jackson wannabee's banned. Some of you guys take trials in general waaaaay too seriously. Let's not forget that this should be an extention of the campfire. You guys debate **** as thought we were talking politics. Andy and Ian, Maybe there should be a two drink minimum before anyone posts just to get thier technical heads out of their rosie smelling asses and have some fun. We all ride trials and 90% of us all get along no matter where we are in the nation or the world. If I make a smart ass remark at something someone says it's because I would do the same thing out in the desert at a trial and no one is going to get insulted or have their feelings hurt so grab yourself a cold one and let loose. Goodlord, where is that fat ******* "bagger" when you need some BS flinging? Of course Sendero is still polishing his chrome AK waiting for someone to tell him that I'm moving to AZ. Andy, how about a smilie that farts?

So sorry pipster, I didn't see you kneeling in front of me. Carry on then.

DG, You've restored my faith in you as a competent rider and evaluator. I was not aware that there were two possible "stock" options therefore your added input was warranted. Man, does my foot taste bad Jay, If I didn't know any better I'd think someone told you about the wall I was ridding two weekends ago. Not quite 40 feet, more like 30, definately verticle out in Lucerne. You'll like this... I've cleared it multiple times before but this time I took a slightly higher route and wasn't aware of the divet at the top that stole my traction. 30 feet straight down with the bike falling after you is enough to make a man out of anybody stupid enough to try the stuff I do. I definately donated a far amount of blood and skin to that wall. "He who rides with Ringo should not be faint of heart"

My appologies, I thought mrpip was one of our riders down here named Pip. I didn't mean to insult another person. Fraceman, when your done drinking your 3.5 beer we'll have a real coctail for you at El Trial. We mix our drinks the same as our fuel; 80/1 Kettle One/RedBull Me tinks ye don't know what yer talken bout wen ya tinks ye kin out party the Team de Full Monty at El Trial de Espana. Of course I'll be glad to come over and have tea and crumpets wit you and da missus before I retire

Man, you coneheads are perfect examples of why people don't want to give their "assesment" because someone with nothing better to do than find fault in someones "opinion" An individual's opinion is just that. DG 1] I compared """STOCK""" bike to Stock bike I could do all kinds of stuff to any bike to make it more or less powerfull on the top or bottom end. Maybe you need a little more in your bottom end Woody 2] Did I say the Yam doesn't have enough power???? NO, I didn't, in fact I didn't compare power at all. An army tank has more power than a Honda Civic but I'll just be you that the Honda Civic might be slighty quicker off the line. Maybe you need a little more in your "open mouth" Eric, How the hec are ya buddy?

Yo Pipsqueek, Age is only in your mind. I guess that's why you don't come out much, your too old in your own mind. BTW, That new ride of your's sure is bitchen looking. At least they have a desireable color scheem if nothing else Of course there's nothing more desireable than getting spanked by the Williams Sisters

OK, ***honest evaluation*** My friend just bought a new Scorpa and I took it for a spin. The suspension is incredible and I would have to say the Scorpa's best asset. The motor was noticeably slower, not nearly the snap of my stock 01 Monty. If your not hitting big stuff than that's not going to be a problem. That's not to say that you can't hit big stuff with one, it's being done of course. If you do pick up the Scorpa be sure to get the aftermarket skidplate that is flat from the front to the back. The stocker has a very noticeable offset that will toss you to the side if you get hung up on an edge. Other than that the bike seems to be put together rather nicely and a few of my friends have been piloting them for a year now and are happy. Viva Team Full [if your not riding a "Monty" your missing out]

Thanks wise one, for the correction. I'm honored to have simply been in your presence.

The first step to getting over a vice is admitting that you have a problem

Of course when you ride like I do, it's always nice to have some world class riders who really know how to score Ringo. The real trick is knowing how to score one of them.

I always liked the superman seatgrab

Now Adam Johnson rides many or our events and has witnessed many ringos first hand and it shows. The key is to launch the bike to the top and run as far away as possible to avoid it landing on you.

Now the Amercan's have seen me ride therefore are better at copying me. Ray Peter's falling in love with the sign

Fuji a little more in style

Frexia's feeble attempt

If I can get a shot from underneath a world round rider mid section, what makes you think I can't get a simple picture of a new Montesa four stroke?

How about Kuriami?

Nice shot Ian, Notice the tissue he's holding in his hand. He was crying cuz he had to yell at me to get out of the sections all weekend long. I guess he didn't like it that Raga had to ride over my camera arm while shooting.

Obviously many of you don't know just how close the famous cookie maker and I are. Some people who know the famous one personally know how he likes to party. EVERYONE knows that Team Full Monty rewrote the book on partying! I don't think I need to tell anyone who leads Team Full Monty when it comes to outrageousnous Now take a flambouyant Montesa World round rider [who stands only about as tall as my nipple ring] out on the town in AMERICA learning about the finer side of American night life and the rest is history. Not a bad pool player I might add. BTW wondernut, what makes you think that Dougie hasn't already ridden the bike? Ian, How the hellve ya been? MB, incase you were going to try to call me about all this you'll have to try my new number: 976 ringo Ahhhh, it's good to be back for a second.

Bidding starts at $4000 for a full set of digital pics. Anyone want to know how it rides???? I can tell you this much, I'll be having myself a new Montesa 4 stroke Stroken Team Full Monty

Indoor rules are very different than outdoor. You can roll back, hop sideways, etc. If you've seen the obstacles that these guys have to overcome it become apparent that they need every option they know to get past them.