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That scaffolding..in the foreground..I think you'll find that's the frame

A man goes to the doctors and is horrified to find out that the doc has prescribed him a course of daily suppositories. The doc asked the fella if he is familiar with the procedure,the patient replied''NO!...I just ..couldn't..'' The doctor calms the fella and kindly offers to 'place' the first suppository for him,which he does. Next day the patient is at home trying to summon up the courage to place his 2nd suppository when his wife interrupts and says ''come here and I'll do it for you''. She bends him over, puts one hand on her husbands shoulder and with the other she sends the medicine on it's way. Immediately the husband starts crying and groaning, to which the wife retorts ''don't be such a big baby,that only took a second !!'' The husband replied '' It's not that......yesterday...the doctor.....he had both hands on my shoulders !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''

Authentic 4rt soundtrack as well!!

Wah hey!, I think I can see a lady garden MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLKS

Let's hope she never reads what I post

Never mind the wheel,Mrs HAM is 40 now ..she can work the pedals with hers

Aye, he's on his'' training'' course

OOOOOH..Bitch!!!! Looking at his personal details it says he has a 2008 rev 4t so there's his benchmark...not what I would call cheap. But what do I know? I'm riding around on a Xispa copy!!!!

Oh Yeah.....but I'm not quite sure why there would be a ''minus'' button on the boobs control

As the title suggests - Two TC regulars have crossed over to the other side???I was just wondering....... If you're out there fellas ,can you tell us( in your own time) why you changed and what you make of the 4rt compared to your previous 2-st steeds? I am not knocking or judging--- just nosey. Cheers, Wayne

It does sound just like my father-in-law's mower!!

Rock it! With the fuel tap on ! This means your steed is much more likely to start 1st time from stone cold thus impressing all those around you Don't compress your clutch springs any more than you need to.

He hasn't?.........gone over to the other side? has he?

Y'know when you're with your cronies and your going for one-up-manship.......well HRC are no different....Bou......and lesser colleagues

Hey Mark, Just out of interest I know that the US is the land of the consumer so what type of warranty/back-up do you get on that side of the pond? Wayne

Seems like his hands were ok

I posted it a couple of weeks ago but the twin-shock brigade had already beaten me to it. Try a search on their forum for more info'

If I was Mr Darwin I would be pleading insanity as he was a prison officer (in a previous life ) and convicts just luuurve that sort of new in-mate!!

We're the centre of the universe ,don't you know? It's not all bad news,we managed a draw with Arsenal!

Good find,thanks,Dougie looked relaxed,I thought he was just practicing until I saw the crowd shot!

Apparently during a police interview Mr. Darwin is alleged to have stated a few facts regarding his last 5 years:- I have been deluding myself and those around me, I have been in a complete daze, I've been absolutely clueless and dis-organised, I've bumbled my way through my day to day existence, But I do know my real name..Gareth Southgate!!

To be fair the 62kg weight quoted was quantified with the word ''rumour'' . It can't be so far away from that can it? Maybe that small fuel tank is full of Hydrogen..never did the Hindenburg any harm . Maybe it's got that new 'Atom' engine that you've been working on..how much does that weigh??

I had a red txt 280 2000 and it went pink all by itself so buy some red plastics and put them under the sun-bed

How to age a Scorpa? That engine's been around for so long now ....have you tried 'carbon dating'? But seriously, is it not just a case of checking the frame no. with the importer?

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day.. I cut down trees ,I wear high heels..