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Zippy, we had 6 Marks of a vehicle named 'Escort' over here for many years but the magazine of the same name was far more interesting+++WIKI ++ I thought it was the owners 'hand-book'..

...And..???? ..where's the problem?

That's quite an impact.....just imagine if that melon hadn't been ripe yet?

..Telt y' it was wishful thinkin'

Hyper sick :- My mate's really p***

.....or picking your nose...so much more satisfying when driving. I was in my car ,stuck at traffic lights once, rumaging around my nostrils when I noticed the car alongside me (full of tottie) were making fun of me by mimicking my actions...well they quickly stopped laughing when I flicked it and it splattered on their side-window...what a shot. Yes, I know I'm a class act

Cheers, Houseape, I forgot how good that intro is/was As for Copey? I'm not sure if he's taking the pepee or has sampled some cheap Mexican weed but on the subject of musical abortions:- The one and only time I've posted abusive text on the web , I warn you that this is not pleasant *********WARNING, THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET******* Wrong on so many levels ARGHHH...I've got to go now, my medication's run out......

If we're doing sick:- Did anyone watch that new 'kitchen' program last about battered wives? ''Can't cook,Left hook''. Today a spokesman for the Pakistani government politely declined the British National Party's aid offer of 300 extra crocodiles.

Nice riding,bloody terrible music though..dunno how he concentrates with that racket going on?

?!!!? Nowhere does it mention that the 'metal' is 24 carat gold

Truth be told; I'm sick of the sight of the fella, he's spoiled quite a few social events around here with his drink and drugs binges. He floats around the local malls just looking for recognition....mark my words one day he'll be found swinging from the rafters......and if he needs any help I've got a Scouts badge in 'knots'.

So the restoration is complete?....have you managed to fit the air brakes and dive siren yet? The Albino Arian lads in C block love your new plane Copey---

Nah..that's not music ,this is music :o

And if I continue to state the bleedin' obvious there will aways be a no shortage of prime examples.....Depraved and depressing Sorry to Rockyrider for hijac.. ....diverting his original thread. Here we are: This cleric is really enjoying his 15 mins of fame ..and just to balance the argument, in complete contrast, here's a very brave man---He might have a point?

I'm lagging behind most people but I'm really getting into Kasabian-----FIRE Proof that (at the moment) Kasabian can do no wrong:- Did anyone see this ? ...we need Serge for the next World Cup....err..except he's Italian?

Looks like a great place to ride

Sam95,you've got to read some other posts if you wanna avoid a little repitition ....but your Kasabian link is FUBAR...which track were you recommending?

I'm trying to stay away from ACDC cos I think I've done it to death on TC. So : This is what I'll do when I win the Euro-lottery..I may only last 30 secs but what a way to go----- I like this intro for the opening line----- If we're going for the oldies-----INTRO------ Then there's this---- My latest interest,unique guitar sound---- Ahh, boll0x..I can't resist----INTRO

I think this just typifies what we're discussing here:- That age-old,slippery slope which is religion--- which can slide into extremism---- which ends up in terrorism. I can quote a much more personal U.S. Christian experience than the one above ,but I've got to tread carefully So (like all religion ) let's talk theoretically Let's say I'm on holiday in a quaint part of Florida, in a small town: This blessing is S.O.P for American Christians but appears mighty weird to us Brits........Maybe a Baptist Minister(?) holds a blessing for all God's creatures which are brought to him in his parish? (sorry I'm not sure what the exact American,Christian terms would be)...and some of the parish push their luck and bring along their pet rats/snakes/lizards/scorpions/tarantulas/ant-farm etc.. as well as the expected dogs,cats or horses. All get blessed in a 'gushing' (to me) service. After the service the Minister might have given me a lift in his car just to show me around his town which he is very,very proud of. The conversation went something like; ''Do you like these perfectly manicured front gardens?look at our clean streets,like our small shops?Our crime rate here is very low....tell me something you don't see?...that's right no n*****s!'' He never batted an eye-lid.I couldn't believe what he said ,it was like being stuck in a 21Century 'Blazing Saddles' Then when I suggested that bearing in mind where he came from,Jesus probably wasn't as pale/white skinned as we are, the Minister took the huff.....err...supposedly. You've got to remind yourself that the extremist minority taints the general majority of peace lovin' religions all over the world.

Funny, but you do really need to grab 40 winks instead...I said 'winks'

Here is a recording of the encounter-----CLICK 'ERE

You've got to divide the terrorist from the religion. At worst this siting of a Mosque is a little insensitive, but not as bad as Obama's failure to support these fellas 9/11 heroes

Hey fellas ,in my capacity as an un-offficial imigration officer and a contributor to the Daily Mail ,some of you may be surprised to hear my opinion on this one. If you read past the outrageous ''headlines' it states that this mosque complex is not at ground zero but 2 blocks away,is effectively a room contained inside leisure centre (swimming pool etc..)and is not a gold plated dome surrounded by minarets.This whole story seems to be pumped up by the media. I am no Obama fan, I think the guy is shockingly naive and out of touch with the American public. I'm willing to be corrected on any of the details of the Mosque story though?

Yup!...we speaka-da-language here Zippy.