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Sometimes a groaner is better than a belly laugh!!! ...Anyhow,while we're on,I've always wondered what's with the 'Jean-Baptiste' references? I gather it's some sort of French/Canadian niggle? Any info?

Any Sherco 2010 horror stories? Just one...... ....the f'kin price

Agreed..I do a figure of 8 course on my drive,dragging the brakes,then the kids quench the pads with their drinks to watch the steam rise. P.S. Ribena is a no-no.

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..old joke..re-hashed I would retaliate with the joke about the ''Kinky Scotsman'' but Andy deletes it on sight.

Quality derrier..........It's a crying shame that's she,s celebate, otherwise I would have been in like flint using my Geordie patter!...actually that's me on the mattress at the end of the video,next to her.

;) I've told you before, don't buy the cheapest one in the catalogue. But does ''Ting-Tong Maka-Dan-Dan luv you wery much''

Cheers Addict, I've been waiting for an excuse to share this........

Hey ho Smalley250, Am I right in guessing; that your need to wind up Sherco owners and you needing

I've probably said it before, but, South Africa has the most stunning scenery I've ever seen, I was really surprised. There is an area called 'Black Mountains?' and it's greener than the slopes of the Lake District in Cumbria.There's also a great place called 'Pilgrims Rest' where you wish you'd brought your bike on holiday with you

Here's my long distance diagnosis:-(If it starts fine when cold,and it doesn't bog down before it quits) I would guess; Temperature induced electrical fault... ....Sherco stators act very strangely before they finally pack in all together.

You're not trying to seat a Vee tyre are you? I had a real problem seating one of those.

I've spotted a design flaw:- Shouldn't those airbags go in front of the driver?

Steve is the 'Trials Department' of Orange County Choppers. He's a bit of an artist with the spanners/grinder/welder/spray-gun..you name it....the original engine whisperer! I know of a very unhealthy quarry where you could undo all that good work in one session

...And he did it with his trainers on....

It's not bloody funny..it's true! Never mind the Hadron Collider...Governmentium is so heavy, it's gonna drag us all down into a black-hole

Shall we be getting it dirty Mr. Colley?

According to the comedian Chubby Brown, they are far more notorious for much worse than that! He opened his act (in Hartlepool?) with the greeting:- ''Am so glad that so many of yous have turned out this evening,I thought you'd all be at home....*******........your bairns!'' He lasted about 30 seconds. He's not my cup of tea though,yet Jerry Sadowicz is..and he had a similar reception in Canada when he opened his act at the Montreal comedy festival with the line:- ''Good evening moose f*****s!'' My how I've wandered off this thread....let's get back on track:- It may be time to cast off tradition and evolve a little. To be self-sustaining we need to grab the mass of public attention,like the recent winter Olympics with the Ski-cross and board-cross races...these races morphed from single individuals on a single course . Howsabout...Easing the severity of the sections and having 2 or 3 riders in the section at once..both allowed a set number of dabs...first one out scores best?

Liked it..was that Slapshot3 in the kilt?

Considering I use him (and Al Bundy) as a role model, it's just as unsuccessful as his...dunno why? Speaking of Mrs. Cole....As a complete gentleman ,I once held the door open as I was going into a bar in Toon, when Girls Aloud were trouping out and everyone was gawping at them (2/3rds scale models of real women!...but the Irish one was well fit!). Naturally I let the door swing shut when the Ginga one appeared....their minders kicked off at that...still, it got a laugh out of my mates though

Naht, yah wide'o'the mark there Andy...The Bigg Market's fuh yung 'uns, : am owa fowtee so a gan doon the Quayside ....anyhow, Sids got much more hair than me!