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Andy

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  1. Got your email regarding this and there's a man on here for sure will be able to not only answer your questions, but also probably be able to tell you what colour of pants he was wearing in the above photo!
  2. Coming so soon after Telford, I'd be getting them to check their CCTV footage (if any) to see if anyone was hanging around afterwards watching people pack up...
  3. Now if it had been PJ & Duncan's Greatest Hits...
  4. Topic moved and merged. One subject, one topic please
  5. My mate applied for a job at the blacksmiths,and was asked "have you ever shoe'd a horse before?", He replied "no but I once told a donkey to f*** off!"
  6. The lanyard magnetic kill switches ain't foolproof. Despite being mandated by the FIM for the world championship, Jake came pretty close to being killed at a world round by a flying bike (either Brownie's or Wiggy's) where the magnetic kill switch didn't...
  7. Link takes you to a Snapfish login screen
  8. Yup. Over at http://www.jimsandiford.co.uk/
  9. Andy

    Early Cota Club

    A sub-forum to the main Montesa Forum could be created for this purpose, but only if there is demand,
  10. Permissions error. Now fixed.
  11. I've had an email from John Lightfoot of North Berks MCC who has taken this up with his MP. They are hoping to have an interview with the top man in government who controls MSA in the next few weeks. Will post if/when John lets me know more. In the meantime, it might be worthwhile for others to contact their MPs over this. Strength in numbers and all that.
  12. Sam Boocock has had his garage cleared by scum in the Shelf area of Halifax. He has lost a brand new Sherco 300 Frame No. VNBS530TRCA026358 ENGINE NO. SH30026358. Also lost a top end CUBE mountain bike and numerous tools. The bike had some extra rim stickers adding which have a WBS logo on to match Nathan Wrigglesworths bike. Any help or information would be gratefully received by calling Trials UK on 01132 81 82 42 or let Sam or the Police know.
  13. Bloke goes to the council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replied, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes, I was in the army." he said, "I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points towards employment." Then he was asked, "Are you disabled in any way?" Bloke says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles". The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and carry on starting at 10.00am every day." Bloke was puzzled and asked, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know" "What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks. There's no point in you coming in for that."
  14. So the Trial was Sunday and you're complaining about lack of follow-up at 12:30am on Monday because nobody has taken the time to write a report?
  15. Am actually in Sunderland. Was just passing' through
  16. I'm gannin' tee Newcastle tomorrow. Task 1 is to write rude things about ham all over the bog walls in Central Station
  17. Hello Toni. Why does your email address say your name is Ben? I think this pish will be short-lived.
  18. Ham (left) and his latest flame spotted oot on the toon like...
  19. How does a Canuck know of Finbarr Saunders?
  20. Contracts. They have no choice, like it or not.
  21. Git. I came on this morning thinking porn spammers had got through the filters :/
  22. Take your pick boys... (Geordie lasses fer sure)
  23. I had a good laugh at that myself. Just before I hit the "BAN" button
 
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