Andy

Was that before or after you fell over the "little" wall? As soon as they heard my accent they were happy it was an innocent mistake to carry booze in public so

I will PM him and try and warn him what the police are like out there, but I'll have some money on Craig getting arrested in Bangor.

Except all you would be achieving is giving them your valid email address which they will either spam themselves or sell on.

John is a valuable asset to these Forums who is under no obligation to post the lengthy explanations he does. I know many appreciate his presence here. Mr. Paioli was asked to apologise to John - not only for this attack, but also previous ones which have been noted and to desist from any further derogatory comments. Instead he has stated that he no longer wishes to partake of these Forums. As you were, gentlemen.

It's a new service designed for Riders who can't read existing topics before they post. They're real girls, but they all have Herpes.

Done. I do wish people wouldn't speculate these things on here, but there's not a lot we can do.

Do you know anyone in Top Trial Team or TRW Team? They will be bringing the trucks over to Bangor, Northern Ireland next weekend then I think going back to Italy because the WTC is then off to America. Maybe they could help?

Or alternately given it a good thrashing on some B Roads. That's where the Scoob comes into its own

I've hated the look of the car since the very first press photos came out. I saw the programme last night and would agree with the general feeling in the Subaru community that it was a bit of a crap test. Contrary to popular belief we don't throw our cars round all day every day in an attempt to gain some sideways action on a roundabout It would have been far better if they'd put it up against, for example, the old STi.

To clarify, it is obviously a spammer. I've extensive anti spam measures in place to stop automated robots from signing up and posting/PM'ing spam which are very successful in blocking them. Unfortunately the spammers are now employing humans to post their junk and they're far harder to stop, but not impossible. If this becomes a bigger problem I'll just add a question to the sign-up that is Trials related and only a trials person would know the answer to

Do I get any bonus points for the celebs in the spectators?

Peter Purves might be able to help - seriously. I dropped him an email a while back about this topic raised on TC back in 2005. I got very nice reply direct from him - not his agent or anybody else, but from him personally. Came across as a really nice bloke who was genuinely interested and he updated his website to include a link to the topic. His contact details are on www.peterpurves.com.

And there was me thinking this was a "swap" ad

TBH, it's nothing to do with Jake. The system was being abused by certain European "journalists" - signing on for press passes then giving them to their kids/mates so they could get in the corridor, trying to sign on after we'd gone out to do our work etc. This way makes it easier for everybody (though they still try and abuse it!)

The last time the Yanks hit the Ardennes in force it was snowing so a little rain won't harm you I just wonder what a nice quiet, tiny peaceful country like Luxembourg is gonna make of Craig! You do have your press application in, don't you? They're not given out on the day any more. Pre-registration is required. (Not kidding, BTW)

The speed the net is closing in on "monkey" he might not have a choice Trials Central is far bigger than people think and folk are far less anonymous than they might think. Looking at a user's posting history and comparing comments posted after an event and event results along with type of bike it is generally very easy to find out who a Forum user is - regardless of how anonymous they think might think their username is...

The Richmond detective is out on the case. It looks like "softly softly catchy monkey"...

When Supporter status is renewed they show as a new member. F*** knows why.

I don't think you've convinced anybody and only dug your hole deeper. Wouldn't blame Richmond if they pulled your entry for suggesting there were irregularities in their ballot process and you bringing the Club into disrepute...

This is one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen on TC (and that's saying something...) Whether there's truth in it or not, it's deliberately aimed at upsetting those who didn't get an entry to what everybody knows is a very popular event. I'd delete it, but it's too late. The damage is done. I'll leave the rest of the Trials community to tear you a new one...

It would break the rules and make me get the pokey stick out. If you want to discuss these things, by all means do it by personal message, but no advertising is the unbreakable rule

You already have an existing topic on this - directly below this one.

Clashed with an Italian Championship round as per last week's report - "This was Dabill

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