>It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.
> Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
> teammates looking a bit glum.
>
> "What's up?" he asks.
>
> "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
> it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be
> bothered."
>
> Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
> myself, you lads go down the pub."
>
> So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the
> Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how
> the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A
> big cheer goes up as the screen reads:
>
> Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10minutes).
>
> He is beating Scotland all by himself, anyway, a few more pints later
> and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time
> now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
>
> Result from the Stadium Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1
> (Angus
> 89 minutes).
>
> They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
> Scotland!!
> They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him
> in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
>
> He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
>
> "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And
> they only scored at the very, very end!"
>
> "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes."
