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https://audioboom.com/boos/4938145-listen-again-james-ford-classic-tt-racer

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/gpnyb7905i9fkdw/AAA7kms6XIrOz8V4UMjdwfWFa?dl=0 A bit of footage taken by Andy Milne with his drone at the bottom of the page........

I think the original ones are made of Extraspecialium.

http://www.worksopguardian.co.uk/news/from-the-catwalk-to-running-a-motorcycle-racing-team-1-8056644

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Australia and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: Australian men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my mates at the bike club, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mum, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mum, 'I know what happened, you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!'

The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a pay rise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded, so would his salary. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost. After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubber boots."

Fantastic....

Lovely pic' Deryk.... We're at the Classic Bike Festival at Donington today (Fri), Sat and Sun...... some good racing and lots of stalls and exhibitions. Sammy Miller will be there parading some of his bikes.

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like ,but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." 'I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine." "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today". "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine. "It's probably for the best", said the Priest, "You've done fook all but moan since you've been here.."

Your assistance is greatly appreciated.

This is just what we needed, thank you Charlie.... http://www.bsaotter.com/the_works_ariel_colt__200cc_trials_bike.html

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in Brisbane Airport Terminal. The first lady was an arrogant woman married to a wealthy business man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Gladstone, Queensland. When the conversation centred on whether they had any children, the Victorian woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.” The lady from Gladstone commented “Well, isn’t that precious?” The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes Benz”. Again the lady from Gladstone commented, “Well isn’t that precious?” The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.” Yet again, the Gladstone lady commented, “Well isn’t that precious?” The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?” “My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Gladstone lady. “Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh my Lord! What on earth for?” The elderly Gladstone lady responded, “Well as an example.....instead of saying, “Who gives a ****" I learned to say, “Well, isn’t that precious.....”

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TxNrizGdhtY?vq=hd720&rel=0&showinfo=0&start=0&end=

The science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "What human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

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Ordered, what a helpful chap. Top job.

Excellent, thank you. I didn't see that on their website. Greatly appreciated.

Thanks Simon, I've scoured their website and found nothing, so I sent an email over the weekend to see if they can help.

Can anybody point me in the right direction of where to go for a 60 tooth sprocket for my '58 Scottish, please? Thanks.

Wonderful, thanks Deryk......

Thanks Deryk......

Any of them! Where can I find them without having to trawl through ( and losing myself for a few hours gazing ) them....??

Brilliant, thanks Charlie.

... a mate of mine is looking for any information on Ariel Colt trials bikes. I think I recall seeing one many years ago. He's thinking of building one as a project.