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I can see a seat...... ?

Yes, fingers crossed.

There's more manuals of a general nature on his site.... http://www.carlsalter.com/motorcycle-manuals.asp

I agree....

This site has some old manuals for free download. Select the manual you want to look at, type the number/text shown in the picture, press 'download' and away you go..... Handy site.... http://www.carlsalter.com/classic-bike-service-manuals.asp

Reminds me of the dyslexic woman who left her husband a note saying she fancied anal, he spent all day at work excited, he got home and she'd run off with his mate Alan.......

A man goes to the doctors with a small lump on the bridge of his nose The doctor examines him and says "well this is strange, but it appears you are growing a second penis"! "WHAT"! says the man "HOW THE HELL AM I'M GOING TO APPEAR IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE THAT"! "Calm down" replies the doc "you won't see it" "Really"? "Yeah....The bollocks will cover your eyes"

Thanks. I'll be standing next to a 460-4 Honda and a 750 Commando looking puzzled.

Mallory Park this weekend with BHR. Hopefully it will stay dry.

In my day that's all you could do......

A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, "l bet the antelope gets away." The wife answered, "If that antelope survives this one, l'l give you sex every day for the rest of your life." The deadly chase was recorded........... ..........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYDIwOnXNc8

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery! They were right... we had 6 matching balls.

Ronnie Corbett jokes.... A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. 'When did you last have a smoke?' she asks. 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, 'When did you last have a drink?' He said, 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, 'And when was the last time you played around?' He looks at her in amazement and says: 'You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?' A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals. We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. For some time, my wife's had this ridiculous idea that I'm playing too much golf. Actually, it came to a head at about 11.30 last night. She suddenly shouted at me: "Golf, golf, golf. All you ever think about is bloody golf!". And I'll be honest, it frightened the life out of me. I mean, you don't expect to meet somebody on the 14th green at that time of night. This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in. West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms. It was revealed in a government survey published today that the prime minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. We'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes. We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. A grandfather has gone missing after eating four cans of baked beans, two cauliflowers and a jar of gherkins. His family have made an emotional appeal for him not to come home for at least a fortnight.

Hmmmmm, I'd be looking at the air gap on both forks.....

Very sad.

Are the springs you put in to replace the old ones 'bigger' and therefore displacing more oil than the originals? Can you do a side by side check?

How much oil did you put in?

I have no photographs at all. In those days cameras were a bit big to cart around on a bike. I had a memory then too........ My mobile 'phone camera is better than the last proper camera I had and about a tenth the size.

Some may know that I was away in Sweden and Finland for work a few weeks ago. I have to confess that one evening, in the hotel, I had a bit of difficulty with one of the local girls. Beautiful girl, she was, young, very, very pretty and she was just constantly hammering on my hotel room door. I put up with it for about 2 hours then it just got too much for me, and I had to let her out.......

Two lesbians are on a game show together and the host asks them about themselves:......"So, what do you two do?" "We work at a supermarket. One of us sells fruit and veg and the other sells meat.".. "I see. So, which one of you is the butcher?" They look at each other, think for a second and then one of them replies: "We're about the same really"

mcafee, what size is the front wheel? It may be a trick of the eye, but it looks quite small.

Mick Grant's crash helmet has JL on the front as a 'tribute' to Jim Lee. https://www.bonhams.com/auctions/18221/lot/222/

Pic'?

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released -New LP -Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make- available now" Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window." "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you." The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those." "I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes." The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!" "I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes." Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP." "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."

I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through my next door neighbour's garden. Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and buried the body in it. Astonished, I got back into bed. My wife said, "You're shaking, what is it?" "You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "That old sod next door has still got my shovel!"