normy

Andy Chilton ?

Holland still on then looks like we are going Dutch

Cheers Andy

Has the Dutch round been cancelled ? I can't seem to find any info anywhere. Me and a mate were planning on going.

My wife has left me due to my apparent obsession with flowers. I said to her " Where did this stem from, petal? "

My kids threw up after I told them I'd put Ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.

Statistics show that 65% of scouse men have had made love in the shower... the other 35% haven't been to prison yet.

I was in Glasgow last week and I passed a sign that said ''battered women's centre'' Those people will deep fry anything.

Apparently, photons have mass... I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Italian round 1st lets see how Toby does this time.

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... Should've put it on aloha setting.

I was visited by the ghost of a stripper last night - She scared me stiff !

Grattarola staying too, wonder how it unravels next year

A bloke walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm. He says to the barman "Do you serve fish cakes in here"? The barman replies "No, we dont" The bloke says "That's a shame, it's his birthday today" Ba dum tish I'll get me coat

Y G O L O H C Y S P: That's reverse psychology for you