the addict

Same as me, in my case one less thing to either hook up on a rock or bust off on a rock.

Most of my mates find the standard gearing way to fast Perce, as you said, pushing faster than I want to go, using the clutch to much in slippy streams to slow things down is not good.

My gearing is 9/41 standard is way too fast for dad's 1980s sections,I also have reverse

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse!!.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The c...atfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig!

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up,... The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly daddy. Her note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to the lady in the kitchen. His note read: The Tent Pole’s Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You’re Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs. Her note read: I’m Sure That Your Pole’s The Best In The Land. But I’m Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand.

I Slept like a baby last night. I **** myself and woke up screaming.

WD40

Paddy tells Mick he's thinkin of buying a ladrador,"**** off!" says Mick...."Have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"..

I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me just before he died. "Are you still holding that ****ing ladder?"

Its one thing to win a world championship, its another to keep wanting to win them once you've met your goal. Winning nine and still wanting to win another in such a competitive sport takes incredible motivation and character, this could be a very special and exciting year indeed.

Jitsie air filter and remove the flame guard. Order a set of Michelins and swap over as soon as you get it so you can sell the Dunlops. Most of us swap the front sprocket for a 9 tooth as the 10 is too tall. Thankfully I'm not into bling so mines pretty much standard apart from the above.

Science shows that the owl has the sharpest hearing on the planet..... Clearly they have never tested it on a man watching porn while his wife is sleeping.....

A man phoned his boss "I need a day off today, something is wrong with my eyes". "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "Don't know, but I can't see myself coming into work today".

Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!!..

A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Personally I think these look bloody hideous, a marketing ploy more than anything,

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!" After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was al...most sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving!!?"

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Dellorto every time, there's a topic on here of that very thing on a 270 06, my mate fitted one with huge success.

Mine on Sunday just before more scratches and knocks

Stiffer springs.

Sydney radio show thought this funny.... The DJs Play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win a prize. One particular game, however, made Sydney drop to its knees with laughter and here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is ED on Fox FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have" DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First name only please". Contestant: "Brian" DJ: "Brian, are you married or what? Brian: "Yes". DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married" DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First name only please Brian: "Sara" DJ: "Is Sara at work Brian?" Brian: "She's gonna kill me" DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work" DJ: "OK, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "She's gonna kill me" DJ: "Brian, stay with me here!" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning" DJ: "Atta boy Brian" Brian: (laughing sheepishly): "Well...." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes" DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake" Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice" DJ: "OK. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?" Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well...." DJ: "This sounds good Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..." DJ: "Uh huh" Brian: "And the mother in law was in the shower at the time" DJ: "Atta boy Brian" Brian: "On the kitchen table" DJ: "Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this" (3 minutes of commercials follow) DJ: "OK audience, let's call Sara, shall we?" (touch tones...ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos" DJ: "Hey is Sara around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she" DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with Fox FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking to Brian for a couple of hours now" Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Soooooo, do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" Sara: "No" DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, OK? Be completely honest" DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us" Sara: (laughing) "yes" DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex Sara?" Sara: "Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to work" DJ: "What time?" Sara: "Around 8 this morning" DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe" DJ: "Hmmm, that's close enough. I'm sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" Sara: (laughing) "Yes" DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sara: "OH MY GOD BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" Brian: "Just tell them honey" DJ: "What is bothering you so much Sara?" Sara: "well....." DJ: "Come on Sara...where did you have it?" Sara: "Up the a***..." After a long pause, the DJ said: "Folks, we need a take a station break"