the addict

You'll be strung up for that mate

Dad, I tried mate, thought about leaving them in the van, managed to get to section 3 though before I striked one up they came in handy at section 9 to while away the time waiting Ah and the RedBull holder on the front mudguard 1998 Redish Gaerne boots Attempted Goaty And Bald Ed

Did'nt see Andy, where was it to start with?

Quite tough trial for someone on his second event, yes section 9 was a nightmare, luckily they scrubbed the last lap on it just as I started queing anything under a two on the A route was a good ride on that, think I dropped 7-9-7 haha I was number 63 on a 07 Mont 4rt, black fleece and black/silver Clice grollies

I hope not mate good trial I have to say, big entry as well, what route was the 55ish on? think I dropped that on the A route, probably won on about 20 ish I thought. Bit slippy in places was'nt it, got a fair bit worse after lap 2

Your bars may just be to far forward, so you naturally lean over the front. You can get higher bars, up to 6 inches I think for Renthal, dropping the forks through the yolks can also help with the feel of the bars. Bar risers are great, different sizes and easy to fit, I used these on the 07 Caby as the bars were a design for the man himself, way to low for me.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll **** on it's head."

Get a full sized van if you can Marky, they drive superb these days, and loads and loads of room, could'nt do without mine now.

Second try out with IRC today and it was a real tester at Stokenchurch, very slippy sections, roots,cambers,logs and tight turns. I have to say the tyre was just brilliant, a trial like this would usually see me either retire or triple figure score on the 4rt. I had far more issues with grip from the front Mich which is only a couple of months old now, I did'nt notice anyone getting anymore grip all day than me and many struggled on parts I easy found traction. The guys who rode better were just better,not a grip thing, did have to spin the tyre out before every section to clear the mud so it taken the edge off a little but still good for a few more trials. Might try the IRC front now? anyone tried one of those? Thank you to the Wycombe club for organising a good day, sections were spot on for the conditions and I beleive over 130 riders entered, all sections manned, a little queuing but not as bad as I thought considering the entry.

Its been here since 05 mate Mont Mont Mont

one of my favourite words that, Raptors, last for years, pricey but well worth the money, or do as Slapshot says and strengthen the buggers,

A doctor starts having an affair with a much younger woman. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do--they won't consider abortion and don't want to put the baby up for adoption. But the doctor's not going to leave his wife, and the young woman can't stand the thought of taking care of the child alone. Several months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to his mistress, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor. "It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What?" says the priest. "What happened? " "You gave birth to a child." "But that's impossible!" "I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?'" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable." And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a 'caress?'" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?'" So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache?'"

Jeez, can't beleive I'm about to defend the Mikuni I had a good go on a Evo 200 a few weeks ago, it carburated perfectly I thought. I have found the keihin a tad temperamental in the past, and very sensitive to the weather which I never found with the Mikuni

good uns there Donald, keep them coming, Ossa is catching

Says it was a p****d up Spaniard in a pub with his mate doodling on a fag packet on TodoTrial, bloody good first try though

Donald 5.40am? you need a p*** an all

The local pub was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brings out a dictionary and it said... PROSTITUTE: . . . . . .Has sex for money. So in response the koala turns to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Eats bush and leaves.

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn�t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?�" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."

After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted. The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?" The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the exhaust pipe."