the addict

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened.... I’d just loaded my fav’rit cow, Bessie, into da… ‘ ‘I didn’t ask for any details’, the solicitor interrupted. ‘Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’?’ Paddy said, ‘Well, I’d just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin’ down da road…. ‘ The solicitor interrupted again and said,’Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. ‘ By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy’s answer and said to the solicitor: ‘I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie’. Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded.’Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, ‘How are you feelin’?’ ‘Now wot da hell would you say

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “So solly, I no come Work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and Legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really... Need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my Wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything Better and I go to work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say And I feel great. I be at work soon...You got nice house!!”

I've had 4rt's for the past seven years. I'm pretty sure I'd get better results on a 2 stroke but that's not my main aim with the sport......having fun is and the 4rt does this perfectly for me everytime I ride one. They are pretty much bullet proof, easy to maintain and do not suffer with the carburation hassles many 2 stroke bikes can have. If the 4rt your looking at is clean and well looked after forget the age as there are many 05's being ridden very well today with no problems or signs of tiredness. A good question for the seller is how often they changed the oil and the oil filter, there is a little trick to removing the oil filter that only someone who's done it will know, so ask them what's the trick to taking it out easily? The 4rt should fire with one or two prods anymore is odd, and if whilst idling with no throttle the revs surge up and down it could be a sign of a fuel pump issue which could be a little costly. If its fun you want and a smile on your face get the Mont.

4rt it is then 110%

I hired a Fiat Doblo a few months ago and was really impressed, Gerty went in fine but I doubt you'd get two in without spannners.

I'm sure many on here have tried or even purchased a 4rt in the past, many could not get them to grip and soon got them sold. I struggled terribly with the swap from 2 stroke to 4 stroke but stuck it out and can honestly say that I get more grip on a 4rt than I ever could on a 2 stroke these days. As mentioned above, its a lot of money to shell out for something you simply cannot get on with or are unwilling to persevere with until you master the grip. The best thing to do is to have a couple of rides on one in the mud and see how you get on, you might like a few have no problems with the transition.

There is a massive difference between both those bikes, probably couldn't be further apart. If your newish to trials the Mont might be a handful to say the least but are great fun to ride and bullet proof. Although not always the case, you might think there's oil getting on the Monts back tyre in the mud for the first few months or in some cases years, grip is very different on a 4rt compared to a 2 stroke and many simply never get them to grip or give up trying.

I was expecting you to say it was an IRC not a Dunlop. I'd probably say a defective tyre rather than the rim but you never know. Call your dealer tomorrow to sort it out if this is a new bike.

Paddy & Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand. Paddy says to Mick, "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, You can have them both!!..

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand and wow!!! I came really close to shagging a lady boy!!!!! Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady, it was only when she drove me back to her place and reversed the car first time into the garage I thought?? “Hang on a ****ing minute”!!!!!

A teacher asks his pupils, "Can anyone tell me the difference between constructive criticism and unnecessary nastiness?" Little Johnny puts his hand up. "One is the process of offering valid and well-reasoned opinions about the work of others, usually involving both positive and negative comments." "Very good, Johnny," says the teacher. "And the other?" "Your mum's a ****."

Only just run in at 3-4 years lad

Dear Dr. Phil, I was watching my next door neighbour's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I turned to notice my wife just standing there, arms folded ... watching me...... Is she a pervert?

I have a 4rt, I'll be swapping it in 2022

I expect a lot less than most of the figures quoted above. Most income would be from personal sponsors like many in road racing, you'd be surprised how many top road racing riders actually pay to ride rather than being paid by a team, same in F1.

Haram

The fatlass needs some muscling about, use your body and legs loads.

9/42 gearing Rich