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Have another go my friend

Question is...... Will he ever hear these words from Mr Dunsby's mouth?? (soory mate could not resist it! )

Rob Warner & Rob Sartin

'I am also experimenting with wiring the door handle to a electric fence energiser,wont kill the ****ers but will give them a 8-9000 volts wake up call if the handle gets touched,should be easy to set up just got to remember myself.' Love it!! The man is a genius.. (I would love to watch the experiment???!!

Hi folks, Has anyone had any experiences of having a Beta 270 engine tuned by a professional, e.g Stan Stephens? One of the lads has been spending a bit too much at the burger van and needs a bit more thrust! Details of anyone decent greatfully received. Thanks

Bazza, when I saw your name on the forum I thought I should brace myself for an array of sarcasm. Then I remembered it was just my gloves that were purchased in 1998, my boots in 198??, the bike..... well..... and as for my lovely red helmet!

Nice report. Thanks I hope you will not take offence to this, but year after year you hear how a new model (every make) is sooooo much better than last year. I wonder how much of this is psychological? Also, when I compare the standard of an 'average' club rider versus 10 years ago I don't know if we really benefit from these improvements, except being more fun to ride . As always I await the report of some impartial tester in the paper. I do hope you are right though!

Typical, an Accountant that can't add up! If only I did not have those silly ones (blah,blah.........)

Well said. I thought the course was a credit to the Clerk(s) of the Course. If there was a few more trials like that i might get out a bit more. Many thanks

Trust me, The Addict knows plenty of virgins!!!

3,2,1 ,come on then Dad.....

That is easy, THEY DON'T LIVE HERE! Most only come for money! They have no vested interist in the US or its riders, they are only in it for themselves! Or whatever manufacturer is paying them! Crosset was a good example, self centered useless P.O.S. in my book! At least Bruce came here to live, ride and learn. AND STAY! Same with David! Tommi worked his way doing shows and schools! There are better riders to be a HIRED GUN, all it takes is money if you want to buy a US Championship with imports! B.S.! I am just not sure we want or need that sort of help! And yet, not that any are not welcome to come and play with the kids and the rest! Some can scratch a living on their own good standings. TTC may be looking for a resident Pro! Thats another topic! Are we all playing 'count the exclamation marks? !!!!!!!!!!!

Addict, do you realise that passing your test in 1971 makes you well over 50!?!?! And?????? You do realise that he is Addicted to Werthers Original & Viagra,,, He will have a bike rack on a Lotus Elise soon

Hey Barry, do you know if anyone got a pic of it??!!

I could not agree more TooFastTim, you can throw money at Africa until the cows come home & unfortunately it will not change a thing.... Your not including your employees PAYE & NI in that are you Atom (that don't count). If your not, i'm polishing your boots next time I see you! (Can't you spend some on getting the missus an ironing helper as well??)

I like the references to 'descent' which i think means to either go downhill or to attack. I hope when he receives his

Ditto what The Addict said, however, if you want something decent buy Japanese i.e Montesa, Scorpa, Yamaha

Hi folks, I heard a rumour that 2007 will be the last year that Scorpa produce the SY 250, with the four stroke being the only 'large' model to be sold. Does anyone know if this is true? I hope this is not the case! I am a fan of the Scorpa & can have no compliants about my trusty SY at all. I have not tried the four stroke, but to be honest none of the current crop of four strokes have impressed me greatly so far. Why not keep the formula the same & keep churning out exactly the same model year after year. If it aint broke.... Cheers

I've sobered up now, sorry for putting that mental image in your heads! Great stuff Barry. A boiler suit, thats what I want! Glad to hear my practising/drinking partner was out today. Get yourself a bike and dont worry about the results you Legend!!! I had a poor ride today but I enjoyed going round with Mr Addict. I at least managed to get a few 'nice' out of him. He had a few of the locals worried Q 'Do you know who that bloke is on the Cabestany Dan?' A 'Yeah, I think i've seen him around somewhere before' Q 'He's a bit useful aint he?' A 'Oh yes, he's a hard B******' Dad, you should have taken my challenge today, you would have been smelling the money after the first lap! Thanks to The Addict for the loan of the Toffee Crisp & Lucozade

I'm drunk! Ralph,. you the man!! Ya look good naked too?! (What do you think J)

O.k Dad, if i'm so tight come down on Sunday. I bet you the dishes fee I can halve your score!

The Addict is a bad influence!! Not only does he buy nice new bikes that make mine feel like a traction engine, he is also trying to get me his diet of rolling tobacco, Red Bull & Snickers bars. Keep your distance.....

Thanks lads, very entertaining! The bird just said she now feels under pressure to buy me a new machine so if anyone wants to start the bidding on that well loved bike................ I had a good day on Saturday. Might have to venture your way more often. (Did anyone notice that my boots don't match?)

Good post. Thanks. I went to the Barcelona trial in 2005. Got a nice cheap flight with SleazyJet. Just go to El Corte Ingles in the city centre for your trial tickets, which are cheap as well. Turn up early and sit on the side where the camera goes round the crowd & get your ugly mug on Sky. The trial starts mid afternoon so you have plenty of time for dinner/beers after. The bird speaks spanish so I did not need to shout at the barman. Anyone up for a trip next year? (minus the birds of course! )

Hi lads, I should be coming. I'm the one with the retro clothing (retro everything really!)