neil le clean

By far the best bars you can get are Joshua Tetley ones, they provide the competiter with a more relaxed posture

They all come to laugh at you in your wellies which are full off water ha ha ha

Although, to be fair, he did his best to make up for it last year! Only cos I wasn't there, or he'd have been up till 3am the old git''.

Well Kinell has obviously heard something. I reckon Ishy's bought it. It'll be the attraction of all those sheep if he has ba ba bah

Don't worry about thee hands bin cold". just wear the thickest pair of undies ya can get yer hands on, cos it's tha cods that'll be cold....

Present talk seems to be about the new 4 stoke beta. Do's the 4 stand for multiple cigarette lighter ? and if so could Kinnell please forward purchasing information to ishy in the usa as he is desperate to own such a steed....

Ther'e is only one way to protect boots properly GOOSE GREASE! It waterproofs supples, and creates alovely roast aroma in the corridors of the Cruachen, when your boots are left on the radiators after a days trialing.