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Also check to make sure the vent hoses coming out of the carb aren't kinked or clogged.

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Curious as to why you felt the need to remove the flywheel?

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You might want to have a looksee at this thread from another site: http://www.thumpertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=721204&highlight=knee+replacement

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I had mine apart for the first time last night checking as above. Start to finish it was about 45 minutes and I'd bet it'd only take about 1/2 hour next time......not really a lengthy process As to your question, everything is so small I'd be hesitant to drill holes for the fittings.

Thanks for the reply, those are my thoughts as well but I just wanted to check with someone else. This feels about normal for an MX bike of 10-15 years ago, but the newer ones are tight with no play at all and my only other modern trials bike experiance has been with a Rev3.

Curious how much play (slop) there is in the rear suspension of everyone's EVO? Mine's a 2011, about as close to new as it gets, and when I pulled everything apart all the bearings and bushings look factory new with plenty of grease......with that there seems to be a goodly bit of play. When laying on the floor under the bike and moving the swingarm by hand, I'd say I have about 5mm of up/down wheel movement with nothing in particular seeming to be the issue. It just looks like the cumulation of all the small amounts of clearance at each pivot. Is this about normal for this design/these parts? Thanks Joe

It is. It's also a bit different from anything I've run across in that there are two collars that press into the shock eye itself. On mine, te best way to get them out was to use a blind bearing puller that fixed in the collars and straddled the shock body itself.

Check and see if the shock is rubbing on the airbox. Sometimes after a more creative line selection the aluminum bracket that holds the airbox on gets bent enough to allow the shock to rub/squeak. If so, some "persuasion" with a rubber mallet will cure the issue.

Does anyone know the stock spring rate on the 2011 EVO? I know there are others available, but I'm not sure which one to get to hold up my 200 pounds worth of um....largeness (apparently too many tacos)

My guess would be water in the carb. Being sucked up into the pilot jet and getting dislodged enough to run again while you're kicking the bike.

Very cool, way to go Eddie!

On a related "we all need to keep this from continuing to happen" kinda note are you: Using the stock kill button switches? Using a "it doesn't react to mag" formula of coolent?

Just a question....it sounds like the bike sat for a bit from the last time you had it out until the latest adventure. Any chance the gas has been in the bike long enough to go bad?

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I have a set of the fiber ones in my '06 200. They made the bike smoother and easier to ride. More powerful? No, but certainly easier power to use.

You might want to try asking the question here: http://www.gasgasrider.org/

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Just had mine done by Lewisport. They did an excellent job and the price was very reasonable. I've done a fair amount of MX shocks in the past, but these are a bit tricky and you might be ahead to have someone do the work who's experianced with these shocks. Joe

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Here's a link to a pretty good how-to....Also they sell a slightly better fluid for doing this at hardware stores that you normally use when installing window tint. The Windex works in a pinch though. http://www.thumpertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406463

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