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Spot on AMCA trials I beleive is rear wheel spindle, as above dosn't make a scrap of difference if the start and end cards are positioned correctly.......and that ain't hard?

SSDT started in 1909 as a 5 Day event starting from Edinburgh eventually becoming a 6 Day event and moving to the Fort. 100 years would have been 2009, however allowing for the war years the Centenary will be 2011 Big John, HL or Mark will fill you in with greater details on here no doubt

PA. Think you must be one of the seven

The Honeymoon A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."

How many ''Trials Central'' memebers does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. ............about right

Big John won't like that ''It's not Red or Blue'' but he will be able to tell you from that footage what carb he is running and what jets are in there?

Some of the Pre 65 brigade spend twice as many hours on their bikes than that ......................and end up with a pile of CR*P Merry Christamas

Number plate ''HRC'' You flash git

Snow Wite was feeling Grumpy......................................Lucky Buggar

A recent survey found that six out of seven dwarfs were not............................. happy Is there a prize for the worst joke.............Do I win?

Wuss

John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' its vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and screamed at the parrot. The parrot screamed back. John shook the parrot and it got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly, there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely sorry for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly: "May I ask what the turkey did that was so wrong?"

Ditto that he made comedy look really easy

Cope think he is the brother of ''MINI''

Some Tommy Cooper ones.............. 1. Two blondes walked into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want marijuana, press the hash key...' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high..' 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know, I've amputated your arms.... 8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.. Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common? ' 'It's not unusual'. 13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Just because he's cross-eyed? 'No, because he's really heavy' 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.' 'How's that?' the doctor asks. 'Don't you start' says the guy. 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bast**d!' 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, "Parking Fine". 'Wasn't that nice.' 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore' 23. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for

According to ''totrial'' he has signed for Sherco?

Some good moor crossings here, even a Matchless for Big John

Is that open for debate????

Agreed as I doubt if I picked up the phone they would tell me? Lot of stories going round.......''I've Heard''.........''Someone at the trial on Sunday told me''..........''such and such a dealer told me''................not really substantial evidence?

Is that definate information or some one spreading some gossip?

Hey Perce I am more impressed you can do a poll, when I tried it went belly up My guess is sooner rather than later, not sitting on the fence, but surely they will sell bucket loads if it works and before any other manufacture brings something out even more radical. Bit like the new Sherco bet they thought they had brought some new concept to a trials bike with their new model only to be over shadowed by OSSA

Whats TSR22a Think that is the starting point? Sure all observers at all trials held in the UK haven't got a 'Scooby' what rules are what neither do the riders so what difference does it make? Not a critisism of your post but even me haven ridden for a few years without looking at the ACU handbook .....................I would not know what TSR numbers relate to.

Good to see some of the factory riders choosing to do the SSDT, but does he really know what he is letting himself in for? I have watched the trial the last couple of years, having ridden a few times before that and you get a whole different perspective on it. The sections might look nice in pictures in magazines, papers and here on TC but its the bits in between that make the Scottish what it is, combine that with the sunshine, showers, rain, thunder, lightning, rain, hail and snow he may be in for a shock? Big John will correct me if I am wrong, but no first timer has ever won the SSDT? and one of the biggest names never to have won it has got to be a certain ''Eddy Lejune''.......It takes a good rider physically and mentally to keep concerntration for 6 days, it won't be a fore gone conclusion that he would win?

An old Pilot sat down at the Mug and Bean and ordered a cup of coffee. (Wearing his wings badge on his shirt) As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'