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b40rt

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  1. Whilst I do not always see "eye to eye" with my friend Alan Wright, especially when he writes totally incorrect comments on the Pre-65 Scottish!

    His comments in this edition of CDB, regarding riding more pre-65 events in Scotland, to improve chances of an entry in the pre-65 scottish, must be a good thing ?

    Look forward to seeing him regularly!

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  2. I Thought so....

    Buy comparing her to M T, are you sure you want mad cow disease ?

    Scottish beef was banned in the USA because of her.

    You'le also enjoy "poll tax" as well.

    Just a couple of her highlights.

    (still better than labour though)

  3. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

    The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied..

    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.. '

    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

    'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

    'I can't Pi$$ out of it,' he replied.

    :thumbup:

 
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