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Sorry, some friends turned up demanding drink. With my impact wrench, as Andy T said, a slight twist in the anticlockwise direction (assuming normal thread) means that when you hit it, all the force goes into the nut, hopefully undoing it.

This also works when you have your head under the bonnet and your mate blasts the horn.

I come on here to escape the other real world.

Get an impact wrench if you can, every tool box should have one. And remember to take the slack out before you hit it, works much better.

I was going to say try a new plug, might be all that it takes. I never try to start my bikes without a boot on, found out the hard way.

Try Jiff

The real mans way to check if theres a spark is to hold the plug, ease over gently, you'le soon know if its getting power ! Saves on hair gell.

I think you mentioned this, but isnt the age of the bike taken from the frame rather than the engine ?

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Wonder if the registration is transferable ?

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Is it not possible that the sellers look at their old bike in a new light when they see how much others value it ?

No, it was "be like a tree" but thats been exhausted elsewhere, by me!

Thatil be past tense, hair, well past tense.

Youknow but, well unfair.

Is that for dancing round or flailing wildly ?

Look, last time I took this advice I spent 3 years chanting Hari Chrishna.

http://edinburgh.gumtree.com/edinburgh/09/32929409.html

Used to have a tee shirt with something similar, Mont.... something.

Or you could try a Dunlop Trial Champion at, well any pressure really.

I could ask my daughter but, what is facebook ?

Too standard for your own good.

Yeah, but was that for a fight or a f-------- knitting forum.

Bultaco clutch (said sneeze stylee)