b40rt

Dear Jonathan Ross, I've Sh*gged your daughter! Who's laughing now. Lots of love, G*ry Gl*tter.

Remember when setting the bike up that your size will determine to a great extent, height of bars, footrest position etc, to improve riding position. If your very tall / small, advice from riders of a similar stature may be more relevant as a starting point. I would ignore trends (like fat bars) as I cannot see any benefit.

Considering how tallanted and popular Brand and Ross are supposed to be, they have virtually nobody defending them ! I for one wouldn't miss their witterings.

I love Peter Kay, but I couldnt eat a whole one.

Any longer than what ?

You used the M word, I thought there was no foul launguage allowed on TC. In future try M*ndelson.

Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That's not going to be very convincing!" But take a look at him now: an alcoholic Racist! A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." Interviewer : Would you ever consider going down on one knee again? Paul McCartney : Please call her Heather

2 complaints after the show was it? Then the press get hold of it and every bugger gets on their high horse - get over it, it's not news, they were paid by the Conservative party to create a smoke screen Two complaints ? that was both the people that listen. Thinking of claiming I sha99ed her as well, maybe the BBC will suspend me on

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer !

I have no trouble finding the earth, its getting back up again that's the problem.

Anybody watch and listen to JP's words of wisdom. Afterall, his lifestyle is soooooooooo working class.

Doesnt clunk on a B40, and theyre all basically the same. You could turn the cam plate upside down and see if it works better that way. ie 1 up and rest down.

Better chance with a pork injection. After-all, he's f**ked me every other way !

Now where's my daughters piggy bank ?

Would it be rude to ask how much ?

Thanks Windlestone, trialsbits cant supply at the moment. Thanks scorpa3, will have a look at central wheel components.

Where can I get the best deal, and which are the best currently available at a sensible price in the UK. (Tube type)

Was his mechanic Radar from MASH ?

You didnt watch long way down then - half the electics on the BMW's didnt work after electric welding.

Hi PeterB I used the soak it in oil on the fan motor of a fan assisted oven many years ago, its still working. (but will now stop immediatly, I have no doubt)

I would always try another new plug, just in case.

Is it a bearing or a bush ? If its a bush and you can dismantle it enough, leaving it soaking in oil in a warm place, should cure the problem.

Does this mean that the British Government will have to rethink its approach to motorcycles ?

Anything with Susan George has to be good. What was the bike film with Robert Redford. Big Hoss Little ???

I thought I was the only one who resorted to weird things like hanging a bike from the roof, still, if it sorts the problem !!!