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  5. Tyres

    in Twinshock

    Posted · Edited by b40rt

    Thanks for the replies and yes I have tried a Dunlop before but it kept coming off the rim at trials pressures,apparently OK on DID rims, so I guess its an IRC - can anyone confirm the whether or not the tubed michelin has been discontinued.

    Thanks Greg

    Tubed Mitch, not as good as tubed IRC, in my opinion.

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  6. Kenny The Rooster - Contains Adult Humour

    in Anything goes

    Posted

    The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.

    Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

    Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

    The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

    In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives the...m a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

    The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

    This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

    "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

    The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting....

    "Dopey f****d a penguin! Dopey f****d a penguin!!.

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  9. Kenny The Rooster - Contains Adult Humour

    in Anything goes

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    A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

    The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.

    Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.

    You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...

    Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your

    willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

    The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9,000 in insurance

    compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing

    is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1,000 an inch."

    The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how

    many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your

    wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a

    nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one

    before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might

    be very disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

    The man agrees to talk with his wife.

    The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

    "I have," says the man.

    "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.

    "We're having granite worktops".....

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  12. Pre65 Project Costs

    in Pre-65 Bikes

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    It's easy to say or write, just mod this and just turn that down and just respoke that wheel, not many people have the know how to do this, or the shed or garage with the right tools. Hence a package through the door sometimes, often squirrelled away before someone else sees is the only way to go. Building a bike on a tight budget to bugger all is all well and good... if you know how.. Most of us don't , but wish we could.

    Re deliveries, some of my parcels are mistakenly addressed to a friend of mine !

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  15. Yes Or No ?

    in OSSA

    Posted

    Hello,

    I have had my thought about the efi parts also but there are several ecm/ecu,s on the market so that is not a problem i think.

    Megasquirt makes a mini model,this might be an option http://pe-ltd.com/engine-control-units.html .

    My concern is to get the correct fuel and ignition maps for the Engine.

    With the Cable and software for Ossa,is it possible to do backwards enginering as the big boys do on cars?

    The cable for Ossa,is it a plain cable or is it some sort of interface incorporated in the cable?

    And yes,i'm going to buy one when it shows up for proper Money :guinness:

    /Christian

    If you apply "backward engineering" you would end up with a MAR ?

  20. Honda Trials Development Story

    in Honda

    Posted

    "As an appetiser I am attaching a very small section of a complete offside view of Rob Shepherd on what we believe was his first Honda (there are NO distracting watermarks in the magazine). The photograph was taken by my respected colleague, Barry Robinson."

    Offside??

    I've never understood the offside rule either !

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