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  1. houseape1000 Posted Yesterday, 05:37 PM

    Can you tell what it is yet....?

    Seriously, what is it ?

    I get the feeling that I am not alone in my feeling of contempt for people who see me on my treils bike and ask "the question", IS IT FAST......sorry, but it makes the blood boil.

    I usually get "How fast will it go?" To which I reply "If you are really, really good it will just stand in one spot balancing and not go anywhere." And then look at the goofy expression when they don't understand that a motorcycle does not have to be moving.

    Anyways What exactly is it?

    My first impression was a TY that is missing the rear fender and the muffler. But any ideas what year? And if it is a twinshock motor stuffed into a mono frame?

    "when started goes very well" :biggrinsanta: Most bikes do, Or does this translate to "Good luck getting this B*****d to fire up" ?

  2. Trials is an odd sport, not just the sport itself but looking at the class structure.

    In local events it is possible to have an 11 yr old kid barely able to hold the bike up finish the day in Novice with 9 points and in the same event have a 40 yr old newbie finish the day with 50 points. Boy that does wonders for the adults self esteem.

    Trials is unique in that we run the classes according to ability and not age/ machine size.

    It all gets really subjective when a "vintage" bike is thrown into the mix, because now the rider has to decide what class their ability can handle and what the machine can handle.

    so being called a ringer is really subjective, it just means somebody may have to learn to ride better. I used to ride for medals, got super stressed out, Now I ride for fun and my own personal triumphs. Much more fun. But medals are still nice. There is a competitor of mine that used to ride an 80's TY 350 in Sportsman class, and he would kick my ass consistently. But that just meant he is a good rider and I needed to practice to get better. He now has a modern montesa and can still kick my ass in the Advanced class, so basically he is a good rider. (Assuming of course I am of decent ability :blink: )

    Oh darn I am rambling now.

  3. It is near the Christmas break of

    the school year. The students have

    turned in all their work and there is really nothing more

    to do. All the

    children are restless and the teacher decides to have an

    early

    dismissal.

    Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first

    and correctly can leave early today."

    Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get

    outta here. I'm smart

    and will answer the question."

    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years

    Ago'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham

    Lincoln."

    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go

    home."

    Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin

    Luther King."

    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

    Johnny is even madder than before.

    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can

    do for you'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.

    Kennedy."

    Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also

    leave."

    Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer

    to any of the

    questions.

    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish

    these b*****s would

    keep their mouths shut!"

    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

    Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO

    NOW?"

  4. Well Dammit, that looked like it was alot of fun!!!!!

    I could not make it due to working 3rd shift friday night and then remodeling a relatives house saturday from 1:30 pm until 3:30 am sunday morning. makes for long weekend.

    I eagerly await the pics from Gary. Have always enjoyed the pictures that Gary has taken (just wish he could get one of me with my feet ON the pegs :D )

  5. copemech Posted Today, 12:17 AM

    The field looks like a cotton field covered in old bags that have blown off the lot during the winter! Pitiful! They ought to have to go clean it!

    So what you are saying is that the store is responsible for the wind blowing all those little old ladies that are light into the field?

    Besides who really wants one of those old bags laying around the house just taking up space and knitting booties for anything with feet?

    :D

  6. once fitted properly, with the nut fully tightened, it would be very difficult to shear a woodruff key?

    but not impossible. Sheared my key once, had many of the same symptoms. Ran great put it away, tried to start it next practice out and just backfired and kicked back like a mule.

  7. Zippy I ran a smaller rear sprocket that Cody gave me, that V Mar racing made for him. I basically stayed in third. I must have been too scared to go to 4th gear. Next year maybe I can man up

    Thanks for the info Clive, and Just riding that thing is manning up to the challenge.........................Although 4th would be faster :D But with 4th would you lose some of the low end torque for getting up an obstacle with little or no run at it? So maybe 4th in the longer straights?

    Curiosity and the cat ya know.

  8. My 2000 had the thumbs up logo on the flywheel cover or was it the Clutch cover............that is until the sticker fell off. But there was no actual "Bultaco" written on the machine.

    I may not remember too well as the bike has had many graphical changes.

  9. Lawyers have ruined it.

    And all the "read between the lines" crap.

    example.

    "The rules don't say you can ride between those two trees with outside boundary markers make a trail ride loop and come back into the section between those same trees without crossing your path"

    "OH" says rider who just did that "But the rules don't say I can't either"

    Problem is nobody likes a 5, so many will argue any arbitrary point they can to get out of a 5.

    yep failure sucks no matter the reason, that is why you have multiple attempts at the same sections, so you can improve.

    Ride better and you will place better.

    the Two fer may not be an entirely bad idea. But how do you keep the difficulty low enough for the newbies that want to try out the sport and challenge the middle riders?

  10. copemech Posted Yesterday, 11:25 PM

    An arisol can of brake cleaner from the auto store can be a big help as well, and good to keep on hand.

    Are you Huffing again????? :thumbup: I thought you quit that. :huh:

    (just slinging some poo your way)

  11. Good to hear he is released from the hospital and on a good path to recovery.

    Hope this does not steer him away from riding trials. The youngsters are those who will keep the sport going.

    Very important: If he is anything like 99% of trials riders, somebody will need to make sure he lets himself fully heal up before riding again. I know that is easier said than done because the first day ya feel good all you can think of is getting back on that bike.

  12. A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was

    nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his

    gloves.

    'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked..

    'No, I don't,' she replied.

    'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank

    of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their

    hands, let them dry,

    then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

    She didn't crack a smile.

    'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she

    burst out laughing.

    'What's so funny?' he asked.

    'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

 
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