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Chelsea Leaving the nest. With Chelsea's wedding this past week-end Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom She asked Chelsea... "have you had sex with Marc?" Chelsea said.... "Not according to Dad"

The thermo switch may have been bypassed. This Thermostat may be faulty and the previous owner may have bypassed it rather than spend the money to replace it.

Buried away in their site.

Don't know where this came from.

Insane wives are a handy accessory for most Trials riders. Please don't tell my wife I said that.

http://www.sammymillerproducts.co.uk/index.html

A man visits a brothel one night looking for a good time. The madam asks him what he would like he says " I want total humiliation " The madam tells him that will be

Or this rider on a KTM. He did break his arm later that day.

Why did you loose another one?

That is old news, 58 days old actually.

Alleged true stories from British Doctors. (Sounds plausible but most probably internet bull.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi'. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I noticed that there were several taxis - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St.. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'. I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient.. Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas's Bath ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg Royal London Hosp. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'Which one ?'. . .. I asked. 'The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions includes removal of the old patch before applying a new one. Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk General ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered .'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.' Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . ...' So how was your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. . Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labelled 'KY Jelly.' Submitted by Dr. Leonard J. Brandon Bristol Infirmary. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .'Keep off the grass' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.' Submitted by Staff Nurse RN Elaine Fogerty , KGH London Dr. wouldn't submit his name

Whoever got mine has a bargain. Thing was just run in. (Only managed 1 day.) Being in the Beta camp the bikes would come in and when riders have spent so much money to get there and hire a bike then paying a couple of hundred extra for any parts is small change so things get changed. Riders don't have the time to consider while it last, it's a case of if you have to think about it you replace it. All the bikes that passed me on Monday not one was having it's tits wrung off (and plenty did, must learn to ride faster.)

See you when you get here. PS It's been raining today. Fine now.

They have it all wrong, it's women showing cleavage. http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-...r-my-boobs.html http://blogs.news.com.au/techblog/index.ph...ifer_mccreight/

Might be a starter or two here depending on the night.

and his Dad is a demolitions expert.

I expect the Juniors and Youth will still proceed the Open riders. The riders will still walk the sections but will have to walk between the section tape and the spectator tape. This will make it better for the Observers to score the riders. The spectators should also get a better view most of the time as the field of minders and other riders will have to stay out of the way. Keeping the minders out should help keep in check the kicker building that occurs during the day. The riders time allowance for the day has not altered so their speed around the course won't change.

Up one notch, drop the needle down.

Once the bike is run in the needle needs changing one clip to lean it off.

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Been getting on the Cross Trainer every couple of days, don't want to peak too early. Riding the bike every weekend and did the 2 day trial over Easter but it's all pretty easy sections. Did go and practice in a slime covered rock creek in the rain last week and had to adjust my riding style to cope. Instead of slow and steady just give it to it and lean back and think of Scotland.

It's so much nicer today.