* There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.
* The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
* Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
* Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
* On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
* When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
* Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
* When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it