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  1. steveo

    4rt Advice

    Thanks for that Fantic 156. Those two mentioned 05 problems were the only things I'm aware of as well. (Bolt and clutch)
  2. Heres my 2006 Gas Gas 250 with a touch of red. Steveo
  3. This sure sums up what I felt after spending some time on a 4 RT. The power delivery is so predictable and this gives you ever so much time to plan react to the next obstacle.
  4. steveo

    4rt Advice

    FF, Are you saying a brand new 2005 4 r t still in a box, sitting next to a brand new 2007 4 r t are exactly the same except for graphics ? No improvements? or none needed. Steveo.
  5. steveo

    4rt Advice

    What differences would there be if ; you had a 2005 4rt with a PTB fitted, and you were to purchased a new 2007 non Repsol 4rt,and fitted it with a PTB.
  6. How come you are wanting to change back to a 2S? Steveo
  7. steveo

    4rt Advice

    Trying to throw us of the scent FF... I'm guessing your desperate list will be reversed when back to the city !!!
  8. Bin Laden gettin away from George W ????
  9. Asked "is it made from real Puma leather or just a fake....
  10. I certainly would love to have this mag delivered to the homestead, but! At $10 an issue the little woman might pull out the big stick. Frank Think yourself lucky she still wants to pull it out Frank
  11. Ya right,but if I put XXXX you would think I can't spell.
  12. An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and get to know each other more intimately. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 as an inducement. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she Goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne". "So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he replies "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?" "Cameo Street" he replies, "moved there a few months ago." "This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?" He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
  13. Try Disc Defraggin Go Start.. Allprograms.. accessories.. Systems tools.. Disc defrag
  14. When you get a bit familiar with your new camera Nigel show us a pic of your favorite camel toe shot.
  15. Andrew? Only my parents call me that!!! Thats OK son Send me a TC shirt and you can call me "Dad"
  16. THATS IT ANDREW.. As soon as the moderator veiws this YOUR BANNED
  17. QUOTE(Austini @ Oct 6 2006, 10:16 AM) Get home from trial, unpack trailor, bike in shed, wife asks where ive been, bed to sleep. Wake up, constitutionals, make wife breakfast in bed, off to work. Work "Monday morning seems to drag etc:" Home, get changed, down shed, back to house forgotten key to shed, wife says not spending enough time with her etc: etc: consol wife!!! Back down shed, pump up tyres, start bike (Scorpa175 starts first time!!) ride back to house. Hose wash bike, spray degreaser, wait 5mins, ask wife how long till dinner, she replys dinner in dog!!! Pressure wash bike, ride back to shed, oil chain (chain saw oil), leave running on milk crate, check nuts bolts etc: Switch off bike, back to house, wife locked herself in bedroon watching telly!!!!!!! Drive car to local corner shop, buy over priced anniversary card & flowers, drive home, book resturant on mobile, Get resturant to ring wife telling her the booking made last week is available earlyer if required. Wife leaves bedroom sees card on table, appoligises for shouting and repeats resturant message, act suprised. Put on best jeans, Tshirt off to resturant . Note to self: "Wifes birthday next Monday!!!" Geez.....Austini looks like a high maintainence model you have there. See why you are a Scorpa man!
  18. A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy" Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special" Cabbie: "There's more....... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger. "Wow, some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake" Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around." Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank." Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?" Cabbie: "I married his fuc%ing widow."
  19. What Starts with F and ends with K? A first-grade teacher, Mrs. Robin Graber, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Mrs. Graber had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Mrs. Graber he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Mrs Graber and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Mrs. Graber says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Mrs. Graber asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Mrs. Graber: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied:"Pockets." Mrs. Graber: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Mrs. Graber: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Mrs. Graber: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Mrs. Graber: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Mrs. Graber: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told Mrs. Graber, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "
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  21. Thanks Perce.... sorry to see you missed the team
  22. Anyone have the starting line up for this years TdN Group A and Group B.
  23. steveo

    Sy 250f

    Doc Holiday Posted Sep 12 2006, 10:52 PM I'll try to get this going I'll awesome your new Scorpa 4-strokes suck since nobody wants to say anything about it . Looks like you have hit the nail on the head Doc. Even Shans jumped ship !
 
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