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Security seems disappointed, not getting much of a reading around the wick area?

Andy, What about young Lloyd ?

Down here in Australia we have a very consistant Clubman rider who is 74 this year Joe Tabarini. He has been around trials as long as I can remember ...Always has a big smile for everyone. I must mention also that Joe is deaf and dumb and on top of that has a thumb on each hand...no fingers.

Good to see your still about. 28.7 comes out at a 1 per day....now what are we talking? 1 x kilometer 1 x mile 1 x clean 1x break down 1 x crash 1 x motor rebuild 1 x nooky 1 x flat tyre 1 x litres used come on lets know how she goes ? Steve.

Hey Barry,what about Heath... he seems to have lots of impact on things as well..

I dunno Doc.... Maybe they are THAT good nobody has time to get off them to give a assesement?? Wheres Yamaha Frank...had his now for a month..

Thank you Alan.

Is there a site that I could find that has the results of the 2006 AMA/NATC support class for your series up to rounds 7and 8. Steveo

Four days after the untimely death of Steve Irwin it has become increasingly clear how much this man has contributed to our wildlife conservation and the respect he has generated right around the world. In Australia we have a young generation of childen that have seen him as the real Crocadile Man and judging by the tributes being shown since his passing,children wordwide are huge fans of his colourful conservation documentaries. I was with my daughter tonight and she told me of her cousins five year old childs acceptance to the death of Steve. It went something like this, My daughter has just been talking with her cousin up at Mooloolabah,which is not far from Steves Australian Wildlife Park, to see how her pre kinder son Jayden was coping with the sad death of his hero Steve Irwin. She was told that arriving home from school on Monday afternoon Jayden was told by his mum that she had some very sad news to tell him about Steve the Crocadile hunter. He replied that he already knew. Mum asked, are you alright,to which he replied yes. That night Jayden was around at his Poppys place for dinner and when he was talking to Pop about Steve. Pop told him that Steve would be up in heaven, cause he was always a good boy. His Mum then explained, that he would be up there, you know, with their little pet dog Snoopy, who died. Next day at school most of the children in Jaydens class were very sad and the girls were crying and very upset at the loss of Steve as most of these kids had been to his park and had seen Steve. Jayden put his hand up and asked the teacher could he say something to the class. With reservations the Teacher said that would be OK. Jayden then announced to them that they should not worry too much about Steve, as he explained to them that Steve had got a phone call from God,and that he needed him in Heaven to look after all the animals up there. The children all accepted this and felt comforted and at ease with this new information, and the teacher thought how clever of his mum to explain it to Jayden in this way. It was not until the next day, that she found out, it was Jayden's own little spin, in that he had convinced himself this was how and why it happened, and this obviously put his mind at ease. Kids....yer gotta love em ????

"No Balls" Is what you will have on waking up the next morning after making that statement the night before!!!

Andy,Next time you have to ask for guidance and theres a chance you may be asked to show your sausage ,seek out some good looking female security staff..... Well I am assuming you dont bat for the same team!!!!

I'll take the clue offered and go for number 3 . Stained Glass window Painting. HL seems pretty excited ,so will go with her.

A green frog walked into a bank. He went up to the teller,who's name was Paddy Wak. He asked Paddy," Would it be OK to get a $30.000 loan for a holiday". Paddy replied "you must have collateral to get a loan as big as that". The frog said "Thats OK, my dads Mike Jagger,and the manager of the bank knows my father,and i"ve got this". Frog then gets out of his pocket a beautiful miniture elephant,about one inch high. He hands it to the teller who looks at it in bewilderment. The teller then tells frog he will have to go discuss it with the Manager. Paddy goes into the Managers office and tells him of the frogs loan request and shows him the tiny elephant,asking "what is it". The Manager examines it,nods his head and says, "Its a nic nac Paddy Wak,give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone".

At his age he would probably be happy with any Box colour would not matter.

If your bike is a SY Scorpa 250 you would be best asking you questions in the Scorpa section. Have found the best oil to stop drag or creep is Bel Ray Gear Saver 75 SAE oil. Best to change frequently especially if you ride a lot.I have changed to Putoline and find it gives excellent results also.Would be very surprised if you found your clutch to be shot. Check your plug or fit a newey. Clean and reoil your filter and also check carburettor rubber boots both sides are seated correctly and clamps tight. Not sure of stiffer springs .

Have downloaded mozilla....what do I do next? Talk me through it, Im not Atom. Steveo

Andy, have the same problem as Alan. The back does not work on TC site only.

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small Village & sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun. Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?" Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Kiwi: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food & takes me to The lake once a week to play." Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often & keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: "The sheep's a f***ing liar!

Ballerinas on Bikes. Amos was, is, the best leg lifter around.

I must agree with you Austini after 30 years of riding the most memorable are your two Aussie Titles in 97 and 01,Best venue at Immediate Metals the next best are the Barrossa events in South Aussie.

Life is what you can make it. To call that mans son lucky is a real paradox! Dads dont get much better than that.

Seems some guy named Wilf is holding things back a bit.... Im not to sure of the details. There is a Knowledgeable fellow that pokes around on this site who seems to have all the answers.... It all started back in the seventies......apparently

Try going up backwards....the back rims look like they are stronger

The Irish Priest A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'." The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns to the altar boy and whimpering asks, "Is that Fannie Green?" The altar boy replies, .............................. "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes"

Dont forget your flash......