Steve,
25 years in the game, IIHF level 2 coach (Canadian NCCP intermediate equivalent), Coach kids at U19, U 16, U 12 years old, Scotland U16 and Chairman of the Aberdeen club, i even get to play now and again. I am also the worlds biggest NHL anorak... Would agree about the Hab in denial though...
As to riding bikes been around trials all my life (went to my first Scottish before I was born!!), my dads been riding since he was 15. I come from the south west of scotland and still do most of my riding down at home. I know one or two north east boys but not many, really don't get the chance to get out as much as I'd like cos of work and hockey.
Still my smelly old TLR 250 does the job even if i'm not able, don't see much point in footrests my feet seem to be on the ground all the time, still love it though.
dy