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There's a bit of water getting into that oil and emulsifying mate. I'm sure the Sherco riders will give you some advice on that

Cheers There's loads more that's just a selection....Donald

125 piccys on the link below Clicky

....even made the Beeb.. Clicky

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Rather than the fuel making a difference the way your carb is set up relative to the fuel will make a difference, even minor tweaks to mixtures can make a big difference when using unleaded or superunleaded.

Honder??? I assume you mean a TL 125 HONDA though how someone can't spell Honda properly worries me As TL Honda's are over 30 years old then in my view you have absolutely no concept of modern trials bikes and their individual foibles. Anyone can solve a problem by pure random guesswork. Have to say Mr HD Film to me your posts have all the hallmarks of a prime WUMMER and other than comedy value in some posts bring nothing positive to these threads.

Come on Gav, I can't afford to expand any more!! I like What about Wiggy?

erm, me, erm no...I rip them buggers off when I get them.....in gear, hold front brake, let out clutch does not cause leccy probs!!

The Oh Fer F*cks sake what next type of rolling his eyes, especially the really slimey stuff!!

Could be.

After yesterday Gav....... what about Wiggy??

Yeah, nice one Alexz. The pressure he was under yesterday must have been massive superb effort to finish it off, the joy on his face at the top of the THB was there for all to see, congrats Alexz. Nice to see the emotion on Bigwig's face as well Very interesting week, lots of subtle twists and turns. Doug's problems on Monday obviously knocked him out of the running but he was superb. Michael's issue's on Wednesday morning must have been a nightmare for him, though what I have noticed all week with him is that he really is cool, calm and collected ALL THE TIME, just a shame he had his early day yesterday.

It's been interesting watching Cabby all week, he's a fabulous rider of that there is no question and there were times you could see him rolling his eyes looking at some of the stuff that was in front of him. I suggest he now has a distinct advantage come June certainly over his continental rivals who have never tackled anything like last week. Nice one on him coming here..

No you're wrong, with Beta's the first thing you check is the Stator then the CDI unit. The coils are ULTRA RELIABLE, you use your experience fault solving with the specific bike because generalisation can cause further delay. Doug was awsome this week!!

boo-hoo....got to go home tonight!!!

Bugger ...... where did that sunshine come from????

.......even caught Andy out, though I suspect that was a dodgy curry!! Anyway, weather. Yes there was some wintry stuff, one or two heavier showers fell as sleety showers above 2500ft. Wednesday: still going to plan cool and patchy rain and showers, chance we might be unlucky to see a couple of hours of continuous rain over the lunchtime period, we're kind of on the edge of it but knowing our luck we'll get wet!! Not much in the way of a breeze again and max temps 10 to 12 degrees. Thursday: staying to plan, cool but any patchy rain and showers should be gone by late morning. Afternoon should brighten up, not much in the way of a breeze again and max temps 10 to 12 degrees but out in the sun it'll feel much warmer just like Monday. Friday and Saturday: It's great when a plan comes together. Mostly dry, bright breezier than the rest of the week but temperatures 13-15 degrees. Peninsula could be brilliant in the sun.

#1 Stuart Rocket above and 23 Stephen Larkin below

Apart from the wee trough line along the Great Glen this evening, It's going largely to plan. Tuesday/Wednesday and perhaps early thursday looking like the damp days but not too significant in amounts.

..he seems happy enough! looking forward to him tackling some Scottish burns...

... and bang on cue...10am.... Kinlochleven...... the heavens opened!!!