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Thief....THIEF!!!! Daylight robbery what you got for him.... two first round picks...old puck bag would have been better value the way he's played!!

The one critical bit of info you need young Lamps is this.....Ignore Justin and your old man completely

I think it is, poor bugger....

The things Justin will do for a bit of fame.....

Weels can be a bitch of a place, who laid it out? erm well best PM me that answer if you know! Stewart said it was evil

Post amended for accuracy...

Can't be kickstart based on the pdf, all bearings on the kickstart shaft are caged needle roller bearings

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars, just stand closer to what you want to look at. --------------------------------------------- Man walks into a doctors wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says "I can clearly see your nuts" -------------------------------------- What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW! ------------------------------------------------- It's the Spring of 1957 and Billy Bob goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool," says Billy Bob. Peggy Sue's father asks Billy Bob what they're planning to do. Billy Bob replies politely that they will probably just go to a movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Billy Bob, so he asks Peggy Sue's dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's's father, "Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Billy Bob's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, billy Bob escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAM IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!" --------------------------------------------------------------- In a recent customer satisfaction survey it was found that 6 on the 7 dwarves weren't Happy. ------------------------------------ What do you call a penguin with an abacus ? Cold and calculating

Did you hear about the incompetent circumcision surgeon ? .... . . . He got the Sack ! ----------------------------------------- A Dutch boy was admitted to hospital with multple injuries and severe bruising. When asked what happened he said he stuck his finger in a dyke. ----------------------------------------------- During the French revolution an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were arrested and sentenced to death by guillotine. They were all led out to be executed and the man in charge of the guillotine said to them "I like to make things interesting for the spectators, so I always give my victims a choice: you can either be face up or face down on the guillotine. Which do you prefer Mister Englishman?" "Well, we English prefer to face our dangers, so for me, face up." He was taken to the guillotine and placed on it face up. The man pulled the lever and the blade dropped... a short distance and stopped! "Incroyable! As a reward for your bravery Madame Guillotine has decided that you are to be set free! You cab go." And now, Monsieur Scotsman: which way for you?" He thought and decided that it had been good luck for the Englishman so he said "We Scots are no less brave than any Sassenach! Face up for me!" Once again the guillotine was prepared with the Scotsman facing up, and again the blade stopped after falling a short distance. "Mon Dieu! Madame Guillotine has decided that you too are to go free!" He then turned to the Irishman "Well, which way for you?" The Irishman thought that it had been ok for the other two so he said "Sure and oi'll go so I can watch what's happening. Like them oi'll go face up!" He was arranged on the guillotine and the man in charge was just about to pull the lever when the Irishmen suddenly seid "Wait a minute there! Oi can see where it's sticking" ------------------------------------------------ Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either." -------------------------------------------------------- One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

Right enough I should have asked how many you wanted saving for yourself first....

she's seen it but I'm too polite to relate her response!!!!

20 years wed has it's advantages........ :ph34r:

Me +2 .....

duly signed

Found some more....... like this one sure it was the first year the Aluminium Works Sections were used

Spot on...it was rough and not just one of these wee short spells either, we had snow on the deck up here for 5 weeks straight, that's some kind of record in recent years...never missed a days work though!!

A man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says 'how do you know? He says "the sex is the same but the ironing is building up !!"

They captured the inside of Swaledale Cathedral nicely.... :ph34r:

Histories best uses of the F word... part 2 Windy?? tonight? Don't be so f**king stupid.

Fantastic..

You never know.....

well i suppose it means you don't pi$$ off either cat lovers or dog lovers......

yeah, Atom has a "thing" for Maggie...

Histories ten best uses of the F word... 10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 And ... drum roll The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ... "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

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