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....and it's a stupid place to put a Helmet.....

ME!!!....Mischief..... ALWAYS The Pre-65 trial is more of an event than you would believe, it is quite honestly the best weekend of the year though the Scott comes a very close second....and be careful of that Big John chap...if you see him out in the hills, go the other way ... he'll be lost, though he'll never admit it Anyway Big Chief Tight Wallet hope you and the Family have a brilliant New Year...from ALL of the Youngs

Bribes for the observers...whisky is generally appreciated..... Big John always gets FIVES

...RESISTS..URGE ... TO .... SLIGHTLY ... EDIT .. ATOM'S .. POST..... I'll second what Atom said, anyway the biggest problem there is on here is the crazy Texan especially when he gets overly close to the Cactus Juice, Andy's highlighted his problems with the Bud Light so you can imagine how bad it gets ...... Happy New Year Copey.... Seriously, why would anyone want Xispa to fail? that's like suggesting I want Gas Gas to go under because I ride a Beta...the more the merrier, more bikes more choice

perv....

Well you see there was a cunning plan in there Andy...David wanted me to follow them round taking pics every time the old boy dropped it.......I said I didn't have a memory card to take that many pics....

You got your's back John???

Copey, you realise that you could now fly to the SSDT.......might take a while with plenty of stops but you'd get here in the end... when i get the chance to do two seaters, I prefer these chaps here....curtesy of Her Britannic Majesty's Air Force...

Easy....... CANON ....... read through some of the other threads in this forum(if you can't find them drop me a pm I'll point you to them) and see what's been said before. For the money the EOS 1000D is a lot of camera ... trust me. Many moons ago I used Minolta cameras, the forerunners of the Sony range (even have some lenses left, Sony bought out Kyocera/Minolta) ....good results but Canon is just so much better. Try DPreview.com if you want more answers. I use Canon EOS 30D get some superb results (camera more than my input though I like to think differently) I've just got a compact for christmas so I can chuck it in my pocket when I'm out on the bike, mountain bike whatever and that I won't mind wrecking.

You get worse!!!!

You need some serious help my friend..... Merry Christmas to you and yours, mate D

Hi Ross, same to you and yours mate, I'll pass on the message to his nibs...if i ever get out of work...

if I fall off it's probably the wrong one...

BLONDE JOKES GEOGRAPHY? Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking... and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon? "The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...????? CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" ON A PLANE A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit." FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLOOOOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

You notice who's jigging with Laia in the haystack....

it was a gag Ross.....I know what side my bread's buttered on mate, HL reads this I'm off the Chrimbo Card list

This morning on the A90, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new Audi doing 80mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her makeup I looked away for a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the pastry out of my other hand! In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile away from my ear which fell into the coffee perched between my legs! It splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Bloody women drivers!!

I swear this is true, I nearly passed out when we met them because it would have been so impolite to laugh...anyhoo our friends who now live in France had some of their friends visiting from the US. At the inevitable party we were introduced to Mr and Mrs Less ..... Ruth and Richard...you can make the rest up yourselves...it was so funny

or this one....

....or this one either......

For Atomant.... clicky We know of his "admiration" ( ) for Mrs Thatcher, maybe she can help him with the really hard ones

Try taking the actuation lever off and then bolting the Master cylinder back into the frame. Long screwdriver or any other implement (a non-scoring piece of plastic would be perfect) to pump the cylinder but be gentle you could score the barel of the master cylinder doing this. Graeme... did you manage to keep a straight face writing all that

Clicky It's one of those wind up names surely

yes

Mr Fracy, how ya doin... I did ask Santa very nicely, very very nicely if we could have first pick next draft and for the team with second pick to be really generous and give us that as well. Sean Avery, I'd rather buy a Xipsa but is Ms Cuthbert is free then....