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I am led to believe that said ar$e belongs to a certain Mr Raga ( why does ar$e spring to mind again.) Mrs Slapshot and Highland Lassie have had a long email discussion on this topic in the past .... women
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Might help if YOU get the dates right......
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The teacher gave her primary three class some homework: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and pennies saved. But then teacher realised, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.
'Ernie, do you have a story to share?
'Yes miss. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. 'She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whisky, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whisky on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?
Wait for it......
'Stay the f**k away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'
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Don't have any problems with that, for a clubman a well set up Beta engine is brilliant to ride. If the Evo is as easy to ride as the Rev 3 we'll be laughing
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Hoggle, your post was moved in to the Mechanical talk Forum, I've merged the two and put it back into Mechanical Talk. There are other thread of that nature there if you want to run back through the threads.
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Left side kickstart is not a problem after your first couple of runs on a Beta
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Hell of a ride from young Challenor today
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Sitting looking at a pic of my Rev 3 on the desktop and a pic of the Evo. Evo is right it certainly breaks new ground in design the same as the Zero, Techno and Rev 3 did at the time. The first iteration of any bike is always a bit "WTF" but it's a Beta and is guaranteed to sell shedloads. As usual Beta have got the marketing spot on, we've been discussing it here for weeks.
Couple of criticisms, expansion chamber will look like sh!t after a few trials and the ignition module looks scarily easy to damage, no FI is disappointing and why go to a dogbone linkage after all the years of linkless suspension can only assume they are looking at improving performance at the top level and this might be a way of doing it, graphics could be a bit more dynamic.
However, It looks really light and the 290 is certain to have some serious grunt. On the whole I think Beta have worked the magic yet again. I'd have one in a minute but the bank manager said no as soon as she saw me looking at it last night .....
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So we can expect pics by 1630 GMT ....
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MC, We're just following your lead mate...
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....Only you could turn a big mac into smut......
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Haven't seen a full set but I'm sure Sean McKay won the Champs class.
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Sweet sound of a great sorrow lies over the land........
Sad day indeed
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Where's these hill's then?
Well done HL
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Come on then...How did it go???
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They
decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black
leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over
He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house
for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,
looked at me and said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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Fantastic news Mark, really pleased to hear that
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Yeah, get the entries in boys...my other club's round was binned don't let it happen again. Craiglash is a brilliant piece of ground
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Remember the place, good place to play unfortunately the scumbags win again, shame that.
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It's barely dawn and the telephone rings:
'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.'
'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'
'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead'
'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition? '
'Si, Senor, that's the one.'
'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?'
'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'
'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'
'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'
'Dead horse? What dead horse?'
'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'
'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'
'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'
'Are you insane?? What water cart?'
'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'
'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man?'
'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.'
'What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?'
'Yes, Senor Rod.'
'But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?'
'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'
'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?'
'Your wife's, Senor Rod'; she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club.'
SILENCE .. .. . . . . . .. . . ...
LONG SILENCE . . . . .. ... .. . . .
'Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh1 t!'
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