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That's a hell of a chat up line.....

now that's funny.... Mrs Slapshot was looking over my shoulder I knew what she was thinking

ah well....so much for the great Italian lovers.....flat, 3 inch wide d**ks...shame

Come on guys keep this on topic....... Image 11 - the back pocket, perfect place for a lens cap

Ruddy eyeties.....do anything to beat the Hawkestone honies Eh signiori, ees dat a 200mm lens in da pocket or are you justa plesed to see us (selection of glossy 8x10's mate.... )

...Anymore of this stuff I'll be bigger than Slapshot... My my Andy... how you've "grown" since May

Have to pick and choose my weekends off mate, don't get that many. Coming down to Thornhill next weekend (Sunday), only bringing camera's though, see if I can't drag that miserable old scrote of a father with me. I assume you'll be racing, was going to try and get a couple of piccy's of Hughie but don't know if the camera has a SLOW enough shutter speed

Any excuse Fulton....... Was a cracking run...mind you I only managed the Saturday and ended up with a cracked Scaphoid...and I was only observing!!! Amazing piece of ground the Inverness club have there, the number of sections you could have are endless. Balance of the sections I saw was just about spot on.

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law answered. 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'T his is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. 'What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?!?!?'

I'm with the boss on this one, the number of wrong posts made on this forum outnumbers any other.

leave me alone....had a bad weekend....didn't notice the quotes .

You could probably sit and argue all night about what was the FIRST trial. SSDT 1909 is in the books however before that happened there had to be individuals who gathered to ride their bike together before that. Initially trials scoring was predominantly based on machine reliability, broken bits would cost marks etc plus what TFT says above. Early 50's the STAR scoring systems came in where the marks system was clean, 1 (single dab), 3 (paddle) and the 5 (failure) first used in the Scottish in 1953 (I think). The 2 came in in the mid to late 70's but don't ask me exactly when. ERRRRRR no he wasn't, WTC established in 1975 prior to that it was a European Championship.....first World Champion a certain H M Lampkin. I would hazard a guess that trials established itself on the continent after WW2, lots of Soldiers stationed in Germany and the like, spreading the word.... Prof...Your turn

Is Tullahoma in Texas??????? Can't see our Mr Cope as a town Mayor...more in the Homer Simpson mode...doh!!

As long as you don't mix up your cms and inches....

Think yourself lucky mate, you have the whole lot winging their way to you, Hi Res as well

......and i have at least....erm .... managed two one pic with his feet up over the last 20 years or so....

yet more here

Ahh the memories....watching the GSM's regular lunchtime "corrective training" sessions from my office window.........

"The Tosser" jumps to mind

Christ..did someone mention rules.......Sh!t, thats what i've been doing wrong all these f**king years The old chestnut but always springs some lively debate (..and let's face it, there's some right de..baters on here ) . There are so many trials out there these days that there is something there for everyone, personally prefer no stop, because if I stop I'm gonna fall over, usually painfully. However, I really admire the cojones of some of the top riders and some of the stuff they'll tackle, it takes some confidence in your own skills to do it. Maybe that's part of it, confidence and where the rules argument always rolls out the, Hoppers are the ones who are confident in their ability to do that kind of stuff; the no stoppers are the ones who don't have the nads to try that eight foot step. Remember there are dozens of brilliant coc's who lay every kind of trial on every weekend usually within a reasonable travelling distance, get out and support em. I disagree that no stop will die out because these snotty hopping kids will become fat, knackered, sad old B**tards like the rest of us sh!t scared to break body or bike every Sunday and want something that bit more straightforward.....all my own humble opinion of course.... You back in Korea Bigfoot????

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hurt him more than it would hurt me, he just bounce off anyway.... Andy's word....Trust, you have know who you can trust to stay online and if you can't trust Dougie, there's a problem. Braybrook was closer....

Gotta get close to get the good shots....about 2 feet

If the Bell boys had seen it they'd have given you a plaster....

Very true..man's a genius. What struck me most in the exhibition was what Kodak always said they sold..Memories. It was superb.