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true really Fat Hairy Blokes, thai ladyboys...I'd avoid him in Tennesee Atom, stick to cabin 5 for the weekend, Copemech tells me it's the best place to be

no, not me, I don't have that much facial hair....

Where the hell did you spring from Scoobs, how's it goin matey?? Not me Atom, I have eight screens going at once........I wish it was only one.

Couldn't think of a suitable reply so I'll aim for

Should have explained, from our "alternative" Glossary of Terms: Wild Assed Guess - The terminology applied by the press office to the seasonal forecasts derived from the North Atlantic Atmospheric Circulations First Stab - Forecasts derived from probabalistic modeling based on 15 day models Second Guess - Forecasts derived from first deterministic models out to day 7 Best Guess - The forecasts you see on various websites/naff TV forecasts, automatic forecasts not touched by human mind. Proper forecasts - Forecasters analyse model data and atmospheric conditions to derive and produce specialist forecasts...bout

Too early to even contemplate the weather for the week....middle of next week for a first stab

Certainly shows the level of interest many of us have in Pat.

...and does sir require his with or without middle aged moobs..(man boobs, incase it's just a uk phrase??)

I tried to veer away from the "filth" response....I knew you wouldn't...

XXL at least..... They do......how petite do you need??

I've heard of skeleton frames but that is rediculous...... or....that's obviously the bones of a good bike

Oh Yeah?????? make sure it's extra huge... ....we need to get some Hooters bars over here

So...no pics of these Hooters Girls then Mr Cope

Years ago the rule was no club trials on the same day as a national however maybe Big John can fill us in on the current thought's. I suspect it's simply too difficult to fit everything otherwise

small fish...GREAT BIG POND syndrome maybe. How they cope is part of their relative maturity, I suspect Bernie was at least a couple of years older than Pat is now (jeez I've got one of nearly 22 at home we can't even get him to move into the city!!). Pat obviously find's it difficult to cope, could be cultural, could be anything, I geuss we'll never know but any support folk can give him when he's on this side will do him the world of good.

It's the gradual merge of the two titles......one title one flipping circus act, suites our Iberian friends more I guess. Outdoor should be all outdoor terrain, no man made town centre type sections...outdoor has to be credible

you'll be lucky if you see them until the week before the trial.

Now when I ran the bike into the house Mrs Slapshot gave me a thick ear........

It wouldn't rotate at that angle either........

Bring on the Yanks, I remember the stir Bernie caused Damned Colonials letting them in like that how dare they....... well the more the merrier. One thing Dabster said is true though and Bernie had to do it too and that was stick it out. It has to be tough for any kid coming over to Europe for a year. I have a huge respect for what Pat's trying to do and if he can put US trials seriously back on the world map then that's brilliant.

You think so....no chance. Few nights ago I got a text while out to dinner (her ladyship's birthday) saying that a number of files had been found at the back of the ice rink, while the local council decommission it. The details inside included my daughters Name, address, dob, phone numbers, our mobile numbers, e mail addy, and Becky's illnesses and approximately 1000 other kids and adults details as well. A few months back my son got a letter from the MOD saying that his/ours and all his grandparents details were on the laptop the MOD managed to lose, before that it was the DSS and the Child Benefit details......do you want me to go on ID cards - no chance the only thing you can trust these *******s to do properly is lose your details never mind hang on to them

Don't you believe that for a second.....

JEEEEZZZ see the size of some of those chuckies

Nice pic of Big John in your avatar..... welcome to TC