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we can you know, if the kings don't watch out we'll have the off bottom as well...never mind just go through the mantra ....Stamkos...Stamkos...Stamkos.....

He already has.......David and I talked about "the Legacy" before prefers the Impreza but can't wait to get his hands on the legacy..... you want to be careful next time he offers to make dinner and I'd avoid taking sugar in tea and coffee, his request about where he could get copious amounts of arsenic were slightly worrying...... Snr Greeves, that 340 is a very special looking piece of kit

Used to like you Fracy (even though you're a Canucks fan)......

Thanks Baldilocks, had a thought that who he was.

think we're still on the Parade Tim

Two blondes walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would have noticed. -------------------------------- Tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart. In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it. A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight! Marching over at a rapid pace she announced, "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is." Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked, "Ok, how about Arizona?" The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer, "A"! ----------------- Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! ---------------- A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". --------------- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down! --------------- A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!" -------------------------------- A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

OH FFS GUYS...... YET ANOTHER LEAKY BETA CARB THREAD..... Please look at the sticky forum at the top of the Beta page, how long a catalogue of Beta Carb problems do you want.... The info is in there and at Heath's site r2wtrials.com doesn't matter if its an 02 or an 08 apparently.... Thank you TOPIC CLOSED

makes you think they might just be as mental as most of the rest of us........

Yeah I know, I was in work when I posted that and just couldn't remember the year, hectic time hits you on the drive home I remember he had ridden a trial we were at the week or two weeks before still on a TY if I remember, and yeah Jockspent the whole week saying he was mad. His results said otherwise, cracking rider always was.

Nice idea Gav, you feet dry or feet wet at the mo????? you have way too much time on your hands matey I set my carburation up on Soooper Unleaded and it really does go like a pile of crap when I put unleaded in it, (last time I ask HER to get me 5l of petrol.....), the old mans is the opposite, I set his up with standard unleaded it goes like crap with sooooper.

What's R2W trials got to do with it?????

Chris that would be a BREAK rather than a brake.......that looks horrible

Yup...hes' that sad

Would that be Mamore 2???????

SSDT Pre 65 2005 He's on a Cub (it were a Jimmy last year), it looks like Callert but I could be wrong and Spectators...Callert's too far to walk to The Prof will be here soon with the answer

I think about 50% of the posts in Mechanical Talk are there because they've been moved by the forum mods

Paul, while you're there could you try and get me some half inch holes for a half inch drill bit apparently they used to make them back then.....let me know how much I'll settle up in kinlochleven

The Atlantic Conveyor was merchant ship sunk by the Argies during the Falklands Conflict in 1982. The Atlantic Conveyor is technically known as the North Atlantic Thermohaline Circulation and GLOBAL warming is not just about the UK. There are various factors keep the UK and continental shelf free of sea ice , the "wrapping" effect of a shelf does not stop sea ice in other areas of the globe so your argument falls flat there, it is not a significant factor. Try this link for explanation NERC THC If it was that easy....

So where do you want to start......Global Warming - the increase in the atmospheric temperature caused by mans interaction on the planet.......allegedly....how do we know??? The age of the planet and we know everything that's happened, ice cores, soil cores, tree rings can all tell you whats happened in the past but are you telling me that we've had the time to analyse millions of years of data in the short period that we've had the technology to do so. The Ozone Hole, we've only been able to measure atospheric ozone levels since the mid 50's (56 to be accurate) and the discovery of the hole in 85...come on as a scientist I cannot believe in the 23years since the hole was discovered all of a sudden we are in a cataclysmic downward spiral. Can the scientists categorically prove this has never happened before, no-one can categorically prove that this is not just part of a regular cycle of the earths climate or if they can then I've read nothing on it yet. So now the bit they don't tell you: warming of the levels they suggest in the best MODELS/Suggestions includes the Hadley Centre, best source of climatological research in the world will dump massive amounts of FRESH water into the seas. If we talk Northern Hemisphere and the Atlantic, that fresh water reduces the salinity of the North Atlantic variation of the levels suggested will have the net effect of slowing or eventually stopping the Gulfstream. The net effect for the northern hemisphere is not massive warming but the rapid descent into the next ice age and in terms of time scales we're not talking geological time but over the space of tens of years, this is the biggy they don't talk about..........

Hocus pocus mumbo jumbo............pi$$ed off with all this GW hype..wish someone would actually publish the real net effect of GW...

I knew that.......but saw HE was watching. Would HE admit to relatives that far south.......

No need for a splash of grecian 2000 either K.....

...and you all thought that cape was just for show...what a hero

Oil, unburnt petrol in the baffles heating up and catching file....happenned to me last year on the way up the Penstock Road to Blackwater It also melted the softbloc mount on the middle pipe and dropped the exhaust onto the Brake hose...expensive. Replace the baffles in your silencer and clean the inside of the pipe best you can

...and ancient