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The Shylock of the North comes out in cold sweats and comes over all "Private Fraser" when they are mentioned, "we're all doomed"

I am fully confident in my sexuality, I have never dressed a cross in my life, my missus says I'm not allowed

So should we be calling the Gassers "Fat Lasses" instead of the 4RT ????

...and when she put on her Lip Stick ....yeah yeah I know where you're going with that...

So then Ian do you look like Pat Pending as well....

Again...are you nuts

I sense a closet door opening.......

How many straight blokes go to see Rocky Horror "dressed", they can't all be gay, you'd hope.......

errrrr no....most definately not....anyway would a bit of cross dressing class you as gay????? Anyone have a definate opinion on that???

To the tune of: Walkin in a winter wonderland Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! --------------------------------------------- Q: Is the story about the little angel and the Christmas tree true? A: Without a doubt. Santa has a temper and can develop a nasty attitude (he doesn't take stress too well). Q: If so, why do the little angels on Christmas trees look happy (given the fact they have a tree up theirs)? A: Little angels are known to be kinky

....and the lottery winners who say "the money won't change me as a person"....boll0cks

NOOOOOOOO too far, even thinking about that brings a tear to my eyes...

Yeah but how many of us knew where the falklands were before the Argies invited themselves to stay...

He'll ban you....would have been even worse last year...

there are five meteorologists in Aberdeen wetting themselves at some of those questions...this guy needs a medal

Jeez that makes two of us then.....Still think we have plenty of leeway

Dangerous comment this week.......

...and so much more eloquently put than a certain cold, wet Friday morning in May at WD's. Have to admit Mark, I wondered if you couldn't send an entry in, after all these years maybe the habit wouldn't die. I hope that in 2008 with you not riding we might get that pint or two Donald

I have a sneaky suspicion he means Birmingham...Alabama tombo

Hah, you all think you've got it bad.....my heart bleeds, you wanna try working for the government say something wrong you could end up in the tower...death penalty still exists in old legislation for traitors....and Scots Seriously, As many of the posts have said if you don't like it then walk. I suggest most employers do what they deem best for the organisation even if much of the time some of them make decisions with their heads up ther Rss's. I've had a couple of long e mail exchanges with Atom and Kinell and suggest they'd be sensible employers (Jeez I just called Kinell sensible ) but they'll do what's necessary to bring in the beer vouchers whether every employee they have agrees or not. Here's another viewpoint, I'm Chairman of our local ice hockey club (again...B******s) and in the past have had to make decisions about training budgets for coaches, whether we have the budget to pay a coach, all sorts of stuff like that. I'll tell you what, the number of sleepless night you have thinking about major issues regarding money, especially money that's not yours or money that the whole organisation relies on to function is no-ones business. Then comes the fun when you have to sack someone or invoke exclusions clauses in the club constitution...Employment Tribunals, Equal Opportunities, Racial tribunals...where else do you want to go. Sometimes the bosses are not the To55ers you think they are, they are just trying to do a tough, tough job. It sometimes pays to think about that. Still can't believe I called Kinell sensible, must be losing my marbles

Gonna start calling you Jeremy Clarkson.......

I was going to censor it for being abusive to fat Ayrshiremen

or deep fried pizza and curries red cola.... OR....joking aside, just keep the neuro unit in Aberdeen Sick Kids Hospital, that's the sickener really.

Yeah Yeah....where's the huff smiley....... , Just goes to show how completely the whole of government can be.