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have to say, in three years or so in these forums this is the first post I've read that's unhappy with the service they've had from Lampkins, in fact when mine packed up they took one of another bike to send up to me, really unusual to hear that

Looks like a nice bit of ground Hovis..

Give you that, I need to get into that kind of business, money for old rope Acchewerly....we were thinking about it in here (work) this morning, If you take the Wikipedia idea of the jigsaw globe and remove the bit that is Scotland, aim it back in and use the words: " Scotland, making the world complete" I'm in the wrong job

Is that all you could come up with Brian......

Training is great but unless it's relevant I don't see much point, unless you are about to tell your boss where to shove it. If you are in a profession/career that is highly specialised training opportunities can be few and far between. Our lot run courses you can get into to keep you up to speed with technical developments and theories but not much else.

Well, the lovely Miss Atkinson has gone so just one last look......

Colour neutral graphic display system....

Don't need to get real, I wasn't talking about the uk mate, I was talking about Germany. I'm with every other beggar, cling film round the cameras, spray paint the lenses, set em on fire...carry on, do you need a hand. I have access to a chainsaw if necessary. PS I had three points on my licence years ago for parking in the wrong place, otherwise, mine is fine as well

Kinell told me to say pots and kettles.....

it's the CAMPING gear he's modeling

Atom....please....enough with the Thatcher wub

After last weeks love in normal abusive service is restored...thank god for that!!!

Due to the Official Secrets Act I am unable to comment....

I'd ***king kill myself

There must have been "talent" involved there. We noticed in Germany how much more free certain aspects of life were. I suppose the obvious one for all us adults is P*rn. Whether you want to look at it or not, you at least have the choice to do so if that's your "thing". There are "very adult" programmes on mainstream tv, you can switch it off if you like. Speed limits, yes there are some but at least they are sensible, there are hundreds of cameras but the fines if you do get caught are on a sliding scale and you don't lose your licence on points tot up. Double the limit you get hammered but from stats I saw the level of bans for speeding are very low. I'd like to think I'm a "fairly" sensible person and It galls me that I can't make the decisions I want to make because some jobs worth is making it for me. Notwithstanding certain discussions earlier this week censorship should be done at a personal level, I'll choose the lifestyle I want to live good, bad, very naughty or indifferent I won't mention the home baking

This test thingy...is it full of questions that nobody in the UK can answer in the hope that our new, long term, non-UK national friends can answer, talking away much of the utter confusion that exists in this wornderful nanny state of ours.

Depends on a number of factors really: 1 Are you a fat git because the manufacturers don't tend to model their gear for the larger body...... 2 Are you a complete poser???? no names no pack drill but look through some of the pics on here 3 Are you loaded because lots of it aint cheap

The prof strikes again, it was Burgat's sister..

Geez I can see that tory blue heart pumping away from here Ian.... My old man hates her, my Father in Law is very much in your camp; when the families get together what subject is banned...

Poll Tax Guinea Pigs as a starter for ten, really made her popular in Scotland. Lots of other things as well that you get a different perspective of when you get older, steel industry, mining, ship building....but you see it different when you dig deeper. Perce: my kids hate the candle days, switch the leccy off monday thursday and friday to save money, those couple of years living in Yorkshire were not wasted

I'm sure heath will eventually get a burst of shots when Barry has perfected the technique. from the pictorial evidence here click um linky the foot off first method of dismounting might just give him enough time to get his hand down to turn petrol off before the bike tries to take more of his digits away ps I take it the paw is all healed up by now Barry

True...more tory bribes Always said that woman did more damage to Scotland than Longshanks, Edward the 1st himself.

Harsh very harsh. I'm sorry you can't have a dab unless you take your feet off the pegs, nah they got that un wrong. Certain non uk riders have made their careers based on "dabs" like that

Noooooooooooo sad man really sad man