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slapshot 3

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  1. My eyes were above her neckline....well Well if she does look like Miss Piggy, I wonder if they'd bring back the Muppet Show with her in it....You'd think Kermit would really have to go for her
  2. Yeah...the news that Doug will still be riding a Mont next season.......
  3. Nah no way.......mind you my specs do kind of mist up a bit when I look at some of these pics... ...almost PS quote noted....gratuitous second look
  4. Jack, another method is to go for the "fat lads" wheelie. Put on 10 stone in weight and hang your lardy butt over the back mudguard, touch of throttle and the front will come up, balance comes from shifting the position of your backside and stomach to balance the weight.......
  5. Apparently she is getting her own swimwear range.....the top on this cheeky little number must be a minimalist approach...
  6. That'll be this one then must admit, have to agree
  7. Suspect the same team he's always had.......Martin, James and most of the rest of British trials fans (cept Eddie Lejeune... of course )
  8. It's the new Gas Gas four stroke engine.........
  9. Not telling my sources but not Sky...I think we should have a comp, the best shots over the space of the programme
  10. Ways to cool off in the Jungle part 1......
  11. Helps keep the Clever/Dumb balance just about in check......cretin
  12. I got a text from Doug himself last night he'll be importing and riding a Xipsco from an chinese resturant in downtown Silsden....grow up children and remember what Andy said Click um linky Think I'll be patient
  13. If any of us had put that there it would have been deleted....... PS please note quote.......easy way for gratuitous second look
  14. Thanks, now i understand I looked at her personal website too, now I really understand
  15. define "fit bird"......is that the parrots in the trees. Like Atomant says why are you watching it?? the excuse "cos the missus forces me too" won't wash with us we know better.
  16. Jack Lampkin......is he a new member of the clan we've never heard about.... pillocks
  17. While I understand the sometimes alleged bestial habits of our friends from Yorkshire can we change the title a bit....
  18. Agree its a good rule but in this case....go on Dangleebitz do your worst
  19. We all tend to forget what others gave up to give us the freedoms we all take for granted these days, not just the WW1 but every successive conflict since where our soldiers, sailors, airmen and civilians have given their lives so that we can live ours. I remember a programme on TV years ago called ANZACs about the Aussies and New Zealanders who fought in WW1, most memorably in Gallipoli before joining everyone else in Flanders. It starred Paul Hogan and I think we expected a light hearted look, how wrong we were. Around the same time I heard Mike Harding, the folk singer sing the song below written by a Scotsman, Eric Bogle who has lived in Australia for 30 odd years, the lyrics say much, It hit me hard, we must never forget: Now when I was a young man I carried me pack And I lived the free life of the rover. From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback, Well, I waltzed my Matilda all over. Then in 1915, my country said, "Son, It's time you stop ramblin', there's work to be done." So they gave me a tin hat, and they gave me a gun, And they marched me away to the war. And the band played "Waltzing Matilda," As the ship pulled away from the quay, And amidst all the cheers, the flag waving, and tears, We sailed off for Gallipoli. And how well I remember that terrible day, How our blood stained the sand and the water; And of how in that hell that they call Suvla Bay We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter. Johnny Turk, he was waitin', he primed himself well; He showered us with bullets, and he rained us with shell -- And in five minutes flat, he'd blown us all to hell, Nearly blew us right back to Australia. But the band played "Waltzing Matilda," When we stopped to bury our slain, Well, we buried ours, and the Turks buried theirs, Then we started all over again. And those that were left, well, we tried to survive In that mad world of blood, death and fire. And for ten weary weeks I kept myself alive Though around me the corpses piled higher. Then a big Turkish shell knocked me ar se over head, And when I woke up in me hospital bed And saw what it had done, well, I wished I was dead -- Never knew there was worse things than dying. For I'll go no more "Waltzing Matilda," All around the green bush far and free -- To hump tents and pegs, a man needs both legs, No more "Waltzing Matilda" for me. So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, And they shipped us back home to Australia. The armless, the legless, the blind, the insane, Those proud wounded heroes of Suvla. And as our ship sailed into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be, And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me, To grieve, to mourn and to pity. But the band played "Waltzing Matilda," As they carried us down the gangway, But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared, Then they turned all their faces away. And so now every April, I sit on my porch And I watch the parade pass before me. And I see my old comrades, how proudly they march, Reviving old dreams of past glory, And the old men march slowly, all bones stiff and sore, They're tired old heroes from a forgotten war And the young people ask "What are they marching for?" And I ask meself the same question. But the band plays "Waltzing Matilda," And the old men still answer the call, But as year follows year, more old men disappear Someday, no one will march there at all. Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda. Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me? And their ghosts may be heard as they march by the billabong, Who'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?
  20. ...beginning to think that BAMA, Lane, The Iceman and Malibu Don are the same person....(although The Iceman could be Val Kilmer I suppose!!!)
  21. Absolutely, I would definately like to try one to see how it goes! I can't actually remember ever riding a side valve bike. Big John Everyone take note ''Big John'' has NOT got a Side Valved Bike in his garage.....................Amazing, Truely Amazing See...that's now a challenge to him...want to bet that'll change As a beta rider...I note the number of posts is not rising exponentially like the when the Beta Rev 4 was released.....
 
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