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Guys Just because the throttle is on the right hand side does not make you a righty. This poll will be very interesting as I am curious as to the majority of riders that are natuarly left handed how they manage good throttle control. Is the majority of our past champs right or left handed. If you know Dougies is left handed then vote that way. Is Jordi right handed then vote that way. Andy, are you waiting for a remark from me at the end regarding taking things into ones on hands so to speak? It wount happen This is a real poll as I am interested in how lefties cope with right handed throttles. M4RT

I would like to understand whom amongst us are right or left handed. Do you think that one has an advantage over the other with respect to riding trials. In the history of great trials riders does any body know for instance is Jordi L or R H, Dougie L or R H etc. Serious question with serious outcomes to the future of trials. M4RT

Hello fellow dabbers. I am now famous I have just came off my neighbouring states web site and I see they have posted my article on their web site. Check it out at www.geocities.com/utahtrials Maybe they can help me with the questions as you lot are a bunch of useless Gas Gas riders. Hey did you know that Gas Gas in Spanish means Cardboard, Cardboard In fact I heard through my contacts that Pizza Hut has contacted them about making their Pizza boxes next year out of all the extra metal they use in their gear boxes M4RT

Sadely my time is on this board is over with. Now I know many of you may welcome my departure and some sad as I have brought life, while other welcomed the breif but interesting visit from Mr M4RT................... Some of you came close to dechipering my clues such as the following Spelling: I used center insted of centre, color Vs colour. Time: I posted here at hours that could only be based in the southern part of the USA (west coast). Names: There were times when I used names like Martin, Lane, Roper Todd M 4 Roper Todd. Chris from the UK (for thoses of you who remember Chris) Knowledge: I knew much about many of you which means I have been around trials for many, many years which gave some clue as to my age. Word knowldge: I knew about local Scottish sayings, American, and Canadian trials areas. This all comes with riding nationals in both countries, riding the Scottish Six days. I have garnered friends in these countries throught the years and for that I am gratefull. I have had fun poking at you all. All was meant in fun and hopefully taken that way. But my subscription is up and it is time to go on my way. I have one wish before I go. Take care of your fellow trials rider as this is a small sport and a sport that bites at the very heart of you. We are fourtunate to ride and practise a sport that is considered by many as the magicians of the motorcycle world. Ishy, Kinnel, JTT, fraceman,Wonder Boy, Gasgasprotxt, boofont, big foot, wallace, and all the other regular contributers of gab keep it coming. To BillyT, clarkp, HondaRS, and others keep all the techy stuff coming and keep the others in line with their bikes. To Andy, IanJ, thanks for giving us a forum to banter about in and a place to hang our hats. Without all the effort you have put in the past and what is to come in the future we would not survive. I will only be back at special request. I will be watching though and when I see something not quite right I will but in and kick your butts again If you should need me to post call out M4RT where are you I am now off to my warm hacianda after I eat at Chillis or Fuddruckers Andy please hang up my moniker in the TC hall of fame..................... M4RT Avoir mon amis

Wonder Boy That is the best post you have ever submitted Way to go with the witty remark. Ishy, To stick the tickets were you suggested would only make things harder for later this month when we get back together Oh and Ishy can you send on to me by US Postal service my underware that I left at your house last month. You promised that you would wash them and that the stain would come out. You have my address StarMan Montesa c/o L. Halstead 310 Dingleberry Lane Phoenix, AZ 85257 USA

Okay game up. This was really a competition set up between Andy and I. Who ever guessed my identity got two free tickets to Sheffield Indoor Trial. And the winner is..................

Big John You would like bill to make you his wife. We really do have all sorts of folks on here. Are you by any chance AKA Danny La Rue AKA (Lane)

HondaRS Very confused about your explanation about how a boost bottle worked. How could the charge in the bottle be drawn into the engine when the reeds were closed. The reeds closed because the pressure had equilized thus letting the reeds close. Once that happend there would be no negative pressure in the cylinder pulling anything from a boost bottle. And how could it boost the the charge drawn into the engine. If you ask nicely I will inform you of the real reason or intent of a boost bottle. There are a lot of misconceptions around and that is one of them. I think you should go back to your day job of taking the Hush puppies for a walk from the shoe store or even your night job at the butchers (acting the pig in the window). And leave the techy stuff to me PS: I have just fired up my new M4RT what a beauty M4 Roper Todd

Stewart3871 (what kind of name is that?) Sounds like something you buy at Boots. Anyway back to the pinking problem. Carefull about taking carb advice from billT. He is a Scotti and rode a Beta for many years, I guess that says it all. In future just e-mail me directly and I can help you out with any techy question you might have. I have just struck a deal with Andy to be his onsight technical guru. He supply the punters, I answer the question and he gets the small fee that is charged Start firing away with the questions. M4RT

Bigfoot Why did you assume I was speaking about the Royal Air Force? And how come I even know about that area or even the fact that boofont deals with the Royal Air Force. THe "RAF" I had in mind was The Really Anal Fag society Kisses & Hugs M4RT

Hey Bigffot Does that big foot ever go in your big mouth And do not go threatining me with what you will do with that big foot Ah Morayshire, Bishopmill, Seamill, Lossie Mouth, Pluscardin Priory. Stoney................ How is your RAF stuff going M4RT

gasgasgaspro Do you remember the artist formaly know as Prince? Well my new name is M4RT, and I would appreciate it if you called my by my new moniker GasGasPro, can we still be freinds, I mean can we still ride together. I am closer to you than you think GasGasPro your secrets are safe with me unless you cross my path Martin

Hey Wonder Boy Are you any relationship to Wonder Bread.... Now how would a fellow from the Uk know about Wonder Bread? Here down under we eat Vegemite on our bread When I stay in my summer home I eat grits for breakfast Did you get the name from you father who looked at you when you were born and said "I wonder if he is really mine" Stay tuned as I know more about many of you on this board In due time all of your little secrets will be revealed as we deal with each of you on a one on one basis. Be scared be very scared whooo Mmmmm Four Are Tee

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Yack yack yack Were is all your techy crap now MrT Pick a topic and we will duel. In fact let our freinds here pick the techy topic for us to go at on. oohh I am scared M4Rt