Andy Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 More tales from the travels of Andy. This time moderately amusing. I had no flight hassles. It was Jake's turn this trip When I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffrider Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Right, come on ..... Ideas on how Andy 'might' have instigated an international incident with a firm but mildly moist sausage ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrybaines Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 funny story and nice too hear of friendly security at an airport for once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpa3 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Think yourself lucky they didn't want to sample your sausage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Andy,Next time you have to ask for guidance and theres a chance you may be asked to show your sausage ,seek out some good looking female security staff..... Well I am assuming you dont bat for the same team!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinell Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Well I am assuming you dont bat for the same team!!!! Eh! He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage Security 1, who first questioned me about my sausage, was a woman. However, don't tell Jake - he'd only get jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the artist formerly known as ish Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage Security 1, who first questioned me about my sausage, was a woman. However, don't tell Jake - he'd only get jealous Then give him your firm but mildly moist sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perce Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage Security 1, who first questioned me about my sausage, was a woman. However, don't tell Jake - he'd only get jealous When I first saw the headline 'Dougie to ride Scott' I thought Andy & Jake must have talked him into trying some of their games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the artist formerly known as ish Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Are those the video's only site supporters are allowed to view Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Got stopped at the customs leaving Andorra on monday morning, but they only had a quick look in the boot. Luckily enough they didn't find the stash of chorzo extra pimento, hidden underneath the 20,000 fags and case of scotch. I also wrapped it in cannabis leaves to hide the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city trials Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 When I read this Andy story, I couldn't help but think of this poor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 When I read this Andy story, I couldn't help but think of this poor guy. I put mine in my hold luggage Spooky that the Judge's name was Lampkin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Have a tyre left your Honour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian r Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 This is what I thought of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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