perce Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?"He asks her. "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you sh*t on its head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Quality Perce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 That'll be Yorkshire humour, two nude statues one male one female and all they can think of is the "animal"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmat Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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