steveo Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and get to know each other more intimately. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 as an inducement. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she Goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne". "So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he replies "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?" "Cameo Street" he replies, "moved there a few months ago." "This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?" He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrybaines Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 very good! but I didn`t think you guy`s drank that Fosters stuff? infact I thought you all hate it with a passion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 They only drink it when the VB runs out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted October 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 very good! but I didn`t think you guy`s drank that Fosters stuff? infact I thought you all hate it with a passion? Ya right,but if I put XXXX you would think I can't spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Had some Tooheys on Quantas flights to and from Sydney the other day. Contents were so-so but the colour of the can was nauseating (sp?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Fosters is only drunk overseas and at the Grand Prix. VB is Visitors Bear. Coopers is drunk by South Australians. Queenslanders drink XXXX as they can't spell beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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