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Aussie Blokes Are Good Riders?


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An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks

into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters,

and notices his accent.

Over the course of the night they get to know each other.

At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his

place and get to know each other more intimately. Although she is

attracted to him she says no.

He then offers to pay her $200 as an inducement. Jill is travelling the

world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing

her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep

with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before

and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders

Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more

attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again,

so she Goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her:

"Melbourne".

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

"Glen Iris" he replies

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"Cameo Street" he replies, "moved there a few months ago."

"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"

He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents

still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

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