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A panda walks into a bar sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

the panda stand up to go and the barman shouts " hey where are you going", "You just shot my waiter and didn't pay for your sandwich"

The panda turns and shouts back at the barman, "I'm a Panda, look it up"

The barman opens up his dictionary and reads the entry for panda" A tree dwelling marsupial of asian origin, characterised by it's black and white colouring. Eats shoots and Leaves

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