slapshot 3 Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 A panda walks into a bar sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. the panda stand up to go and the barman shouts " hey where are you going", "You just shot my waiter and didn't pay for your sandwich" The panda turns and shouts back at the barman, "I'm a Panda, look it up" The barman opens up his dictionary and reads the entry for panda" A tree dwelling marsupial of asian origin, characterised by it's black and white colouring. Eats shoots and Leaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie stokes Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 A woman without her man is nothing. A woman. Without her, man is nothing. Tales of the abused comma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dixie Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 my neighbour just had a baby boy she was feeding it in the garden,when she finnished she asked me "would you like to wind him" so i replied "cant i just give him a dead leg" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 (edited) Yesssss! Nice one Dixie Edited January 4, 2007 by HAM2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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felix Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Good one guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie stokes Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 dixie thats mint lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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