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Life On The Farm...it Sucks


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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his

Mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little p****d off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and

he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry

cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in

my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get

any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half

way across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "You

Going to tell him, or should I?"

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