no jive Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) Alright everyone I tried this earlier in the year and sold out of these DVDs. By popular demand I had more copies made. We still need to raise some more money for the TDN. It is right around the corner. We have a new hot team ready and eager to kick some booty. Lets see how they rack up against the world guys this year. Every penny goes to the TDN. I will pay the shipping, cost of the DVD and all royalties to the SMW team. If you cant afford a DVD then send a few bucks and every penny will go the TDN. Make the check to TDN-USA. If you buy a DVD it will re-new your marriage. If your not married women will swarm you. GUARENTEED OR AN APOLOGY BACK. Look at the photo of me on the left of your screen, that was 2 minutes after I bought my first copy. My 3 wives have said sell all of your copies of your DVD or else. WHO KNOWS EVEN STEVE FRACEY MAY BUY A COPY. The first person besides STEVE FRACEY to name Arron Slickhead wil recieve a free copy of the DVD Here it is. The most waited for DVD of all time. The DVD is about the 3 most prolific riders of the 1980s. Hernia Tryharder, The Unknown Trials Rider and Aaron Slickhead. These 3 riders took the World by storm on their factory SMW scoring several World points. No not SWM but SMW. These 3 factory riders had it all. Factory bikes, factory station wagon, women, money, fame and their own riding apparel. They were the original Jackasses No one really knows who these riders are, not even Steve Fracey. But on this DVD they share all of their top secrets of being a Top World Rider. The DVD has 2 different movies and as an extra bonus, Trials crash scenes. The DVD is about 25 minutes long. All of the money made will go directly to the USA-TDN. I think 2007 is going to be a great year for USA-TDN. New riders being on the Team. New blood. It is not cheap to send the riders to TDN. But if we can all pitch in we can make it a great year. To buy this DVD and you better buy one, send $20.00 US Funds, this includes shipping to: USA-TDN P.O. Box 913 Boulder Creek CA 95006 Make checks payable to USA-TDN http://countryhomeinspection.com/smw/clive-Clip-100Kbps.mp4 Edited August 28, 2007 by No Jive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no jive Posted September 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 We got our first sale of the second run of copies. JSE racing (aka Jon Stoodley) bought a copy. Either he is trying to save his marriage or just support the USA. My bet is support to the USA. Maybe not everyone is excited as me but I think the USA is going to move up a couple of places this year. Every rider on the team this year has been on fire with their riding. Not to mention 2 new riders on the team. Pat Smage and Wil Isben. So dont hold back and just send a couple of bucks. Every penny goes directly to the Team fund. Thanks Jon for the donation. The DVD will be in the mail. USA-TDN P.O. Box 913 Boulder Creek CA 95006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axulsuv Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 (edited) My check just got put in a envelope and stamped applied .... The Women better show !!!!!!!!!... Thanks , anything to help Patrick ... (imho the kid is a phenom !) He is one of the young men going ? Glenn Edited September 5, 2007 by axulsuv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city trials Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Yes, Patrick and Noel are going to the TdN. Phillip and I will be in Denver for round one of the endurocross series that weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jse Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Crud! I got my DVD today from Clive and made the big mistake of putting it on for the first time while doing some restoration work on my TY in the shop. I was laughing so hard I almost stabbed myself with a micrometer! It ought to have a black label warning not to watch it while trying to do anything else. Those "factory" riders remind me of some guys I used to ride with, and Hernia has the huge size hands of an old National rider friend we used to call "The Animal". I'm pretty sure I know who these guys are, and believe me, they will have a hard time living this down....... If you are even thinking of donating to the TDN (and you should be) this is a fun way to do it. I've got my copy locked securely in a safe and am now typing three extortion letters to some old friends in California......... Jon ps. The excerpts from Dale's "Crash and Burn" tape I have were fun to see again, especially Kipp's crash off the rocks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no jive Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Thanks Jon for the nice words. Axulsuv got your check over the weekend. You DVD will be in the mail on Monday. Girls to follow. Just wait and see. Also sold a DVD at the Trial over the weekend. It was sold to John Haaker. Father of Colton Haaker our 125cc National Champion. For some reason (girls) Colton was not at the event. So that is 60 bucks directly to the USA-TDN fund. The event is at the end of September and we still have DVDs left. Thanks Axulsuv and John for your donations. The USA is going to Rock this year at TDN USA-TDN P.O. Box 913 Boulder Creek CA 95006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirhc Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 If you buy a DVD it will re-new your marriage. If your not married women will swarm you. I threw away my copy (at least I told the wife that), it almost ruined my marriage since strange women kept swarming to me. I don't remember reading that on the warning label now I just watch it late at night all by myself So what happened to No Jive this weekend? I only saw him come around once to my section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no jive Posted September 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 (edited) So what happened to No Jive this weekend? I only saw him come around once to my section. Chris thanks for caring. I thought it would be fun to pinch only one toe between a knot on a log and my foot peg. Wasnt haveing the best day so I called it quits. It happened on the section my brother was checking so it must be his fault. Maybe thats why I was never on the USA-TDN team. They dont like quitters. One of my toes is extremley purple. I also thought it would be fun to get a speeding ticket on the way home. Sorry now im whinning. The best quote of the day was from a 17 year old who shall remane nameless. He told me at the section after my brothers section that the last checker was a F*****G A**H**E. I told him that was my brother. Come to think of it I think he was right Edited September 11, 2007 by No Jive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axulsuv Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 (edited) I just got home from work and the DVD was waiting for me ! I've got most of the moves down pat so as a training tool it wasn't worth it to me , but I will use some of the moves shown at the ITSA Finals later this month in TN. Boy will they be surprised when I can show them that my riding style has solid roots in the trials world...!!! And tell the team that for my donation I expect a clean loop or two dedicated to meeeee.... Wait there is a knock at my front door .......................................... WWHHOOEE you should see the line of ladys out front !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am for ever in dept to you for the DvD! Now I've got to go put some new michelins on the trusty fantic , and the girls all want to get lubed up and help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE IS GOOD.. Give all the team members a pat on the back or whatever , and tell them to stay focused , fluid and have a blast !!!! Thanks ,... Glenn PS., I told the girls that getting the original tires off the rims may be the hard part , due to the stiffness of the old rubber ... and they said in harmony "stiff is good" Edited September 14, 2007 by axulsuv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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