the addict Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly gates,St Peter opens them and says " oh its you Luciano, come on in,squeeze through" Pavarotti says "hold on a minute Ive got a letter for you from the Pope" ... ... ... ... ... St Peter opens it up and it reads.............. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Heres that Tenor I owe you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Rumor has it that Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull was going to sing two songs at his service: "Fat Man" & "Heavy Horses". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishy Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Elton is going to join the remaining two, so it will be two tenors and a nine bob note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosey Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Aye I bet Elton will like to 'join' the others too...... so long as Barrymore doesn't invite em all back after for a dip in his pool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted September 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 (edited) Whats Pavarotti's missus getting for next Christmas? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .... A much smaller Turkey Edited September 13, 2007 by The Addict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishy Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Were a bunch of sick ******s arn't we Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishy Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 His wife asked a friend to build a coffin for him, so he went down local lumber yard and bought a sheet of plywood for a fiver, brass screws for three quid, and a tin of varnish for two quid. just goes to show, you can still build a coffin for a tenor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishy Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 One of his dying whishes was to be microwaved, so his wife granted his last whish, again it goes to show! it's not over until the fat man pings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpa3 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 One of his dying whishes was to be microwaved, so his wife granted his last whish, again it goes to show! it's not over until the fat man pings. That's not funny!!! Ummm... sorry, yes it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 (edited) One of his dying whishes was to be microwaved, so his wife granted his last whish, again it goes to show! it's not over until the fat man pings. Isherwood, you are a disgrace.......................... but they are damn funny Edited September 14, 2007 by Slapshot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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