ishy Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 So my 7yr old takes a rattle snake tail to school for show and tell. And tells the teacher that it grows a rattle each year, so you can tell how old the snake is by how many rattles it's got. So the teacher asked him "I wonder how long they live then" Lad said "not long my dad hit it on the head with a big stick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjbiker Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Yep, if anyone is going to drop you in it you can rely on the offspring ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 That was classic Ish. My 10yo was wandering around the house the other day making cellphone ringtone noises. Eventually his brother tells gim to go to silent mode. So the 10yo waked around going bzzzzt bzzzt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Have my 2 year old granddaughter out for dinner every Sunday evening with her mum and dad. Pop always has her on his lap watching TV before dinner and we always have a little piece off cherry ripe chocolate together (our secret) but when dinner was served she was not feeling to hungery, so her mum tells her, poppy might give you a little bit of his cherry ripe chocolate if you are a good girl and eat up all your dinner.....put me right in it... told her, already had some mummy !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 My kids go to a Catholic school, I am an Atheist but I don't let on to my kids (or so I thought), I am more than happy with the teaching at their school. I went along with other parents to my eldest daughters class Liturgy (7yrs old at the time),where the teacher asked the kids if there were any questions. My kid spoke up:''My Dad sez that religion is a comfort blanket for the hard of thinking. What did he mean Miss ?'' I couldn't get out fast enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian r Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Your an Atheist? Your from Godsland? Shouldn't that read "Nowhere"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Good catch Brian, totally confuses me too! I hear the modern Catholics have what is called "drive thru" communion now! You simply confess and leave money at the window!!! Maybe he can still apply! I hear it works for the gays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Ok , just to clarify...God was just my mates TC name it's now ProTruck or something,he's rich ,owns lots of land ,is an excellent rider and gets everywhere etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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