copemech Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Subject: Birds and the Bees A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcr500 Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 :huh: :huh: Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikespace Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 That's good Showed my wife.............and gave her a sneering look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 It's the hope that keeps me going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 That's good Showed my wife.............and gave her a sneering look Got to that time in the marriage has it mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastplacebrad Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 It's the hope that keeps me going. You too eh!!, not funny tho' is it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikespace Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 That's good Showed my wife.............and gave her a sneering look Got to that time in the marriage has it mate I missed the 7 year itch, now got 14 year pain in the 4rs3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted October 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 (edited) I was tempted early on to make similar comments, but try 21, shhhhhaaattt! Edited October 3, 2007 by copemech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Three stages of marriage: Kitchen sex: you'll do it anywhere in the house, including the kitchen floor. Bedroom sex: Ok as long as it's on the bed. Passage sex: you pass each other in the passage and tell each other to F6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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