slapshot 3 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) To the tune of: Walkin in a winter wonderland Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! --------------------------------------------- Q: Is the story about the little angel and the Christmas tree true? A: Without a doubt. Santa has a temper and can develop a nasty attitude (he doesn't take stress too well). Q: If so, why do the little angels on Christmas trees look happy (given the fact they have a tree up theirs)? A: Little angels are known to be kinky Edited December 6, 2007 by Slapshot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Is that you 'coming out of the closet''now Slapshot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Is that you 'coming out of the closet''now Slapshot? errrrr no....most definately not....anyway would a bit of cross dressing class you as gay????? Anyone have a definate opinion on that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottt Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 anyway would a bit of cross dressing class you as gay????? Well its not 100% straight is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Wouldn't it probably just be classed as kinky. ? Similar to wearing one piece suits bought in auctions I would imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 How many straight blokes go to see Rocky Horror "dressed", they can't all be gay, you'd hope....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 How many straight blokes go to see Rocky Horror "dressed", they can't all be gay, you'd hope....... Do they still do THAT? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You gotta be really bored tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 errrrr no....most definately not....anyway would a bit of cross dressing class you as gay????? Anyone have a definate opinion on that??? Your correct, from cross-dressing to gay is a big jump..but admiring the Rocky Horror Picture Show that's just.... .......A Jump to the left !..and then a step.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Your correct, from cross-dressing to gay is a big jump I sense a closet door opening....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I sense a closet door opening....... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day.. I cut down trees ,I wear high heels.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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