slapshot 3 Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 The other day I went into town to shop at Woolworth's. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a $%#&! head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hop blip and a jump Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Sweet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big john Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 I'm gonna try that! He He! Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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