Beta'n By Wife

[Guest stixnstonesbrokemybones]

Have a look at this 2008 for auction - then read the description

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Beta-Rev-3-250-Trial...1QQcmdZViewItem

[spud plark]

Pis*ed myself. A page out of my own book.

[racey]

Don't let them indoors get away with this sort of disgraceful behaviour against us keeping our toys....read on

At the annual women's lib convention, the first speaker, a lady from

> Nottingham , stood and said;

>

> 'During last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive

> with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my

> husband Trevor that I would no longer cook for him and that he would

> have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing, after the

> second day I saw nothing, but on the third day I saw that he had

> cooked a wonderful roast lamb' (the crowd cheered).

>

> The second speaker from York , stood up and said

>

> 'After last year's conference I went home and told my husband Ivan

> that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it

> himself. After the first day I saw nothing, after the second day I

> saw nothing, but on the third day I saw that he had done not only his

> own washing, but mine as well' (the crowd again cheered).

>

> The third speaker from Newcastle, stood up and said

>

> 'Afta last yee-ah's confrence aah went hyem and telt that lazy

> basstad Geordie o mine,that ah was nee langa pickin up his beer

> cans, cookin his foud and washin his kecks and that he was ganna

> hafta dee em himsell' (the crowd went wild with cheering and clapping

> that lasted for five long minutes)

>

> She continued.....'Afta the forst day, I nevah saw nowt - not a dicky bord.

> Afta the second day ah still nevah saw nowt, but afta the thord day,

> thank the lawd,................. I could see a little bit oota me left eye'

[andy m]

I have emailed the seller through ask a question and let him know about this thread.

[trialsrfun]

poor ##gg##, sounds like a recipe for a long and happy marriage

[gjbiker]

Bet he wishes he had a missus like mine.........

Just two days ago I was on the phone to Mrs Wife at home (I'm offshore just now). Her son was visiting and she put him on for a blether (Scots chin-wag). He goes on to tell me his boss is selling a 2001 Mont 315, apparently top notch condition with lots of spares and he'd been offered it at mates rates. He was skint as usual ! So I says.....'ask yer mum if I can buy it'. The question was put to my better half and the answer was.....' only if I can get a new kitchen sink ' !!!!!

I get home on Tuesday, go to B+Q and then pick up a spare bike. Happy days. I love her.

GJ

[andy m]

Fair play Mont 315 / Kitchen sink for the wife. Everyones happy. to yer wife. Happy days.

[slapshot 3]

Bet he wishes he had a missus like mine.........

Just two days ago I was on the phone to Mrs Wife at home (I'm offshore just now). Her son was visiting and she put him on for a blether (Scots chin-wag). He goes on to tell me his boss is selling a 2001 Mont 315, apparently top notch condition with lots of spares and he'd been offered it at mates rates. He was skint as usual ! So I says.....'ask yer mum if I can buy it'. The question was put to my better half and the answer was.....' only if I can get a new kitchen sink ' !!!!!

I get home on Tuesday, go to B+Q and then pick up a spare bike. Happy days. I love her.

GJ

Gav

All that sea air must be getting to you mate.....